Yabba Dabba Don't! Judge Tells Prez to Back Off California!

Great Gazoo! What's This All About?

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here reporting live from… well my living room in Bedrock. Wilma's busy polishin' the dinosaur appliances but I gotta tell ya the news is enough to make a grown caveman wanna yell! Seems this President Trump fella done went and grabbed control of California's National Guard. That's like me tryin' to tell Barney Rubble how to bowl! Ain't right I tell ya. This Judge Breyer fella he says 'Hold on there Prez! Yabba Dabba DON'T!' Says it's 'illegal.' Illegal! Like stealin' a bronto burger right off my plate!

Like King George? Hold the Phone!

This Judge Breyer he’s no dummy. He even compared the President to King George! King George! That's back when folks were wearin' those funny powdered wigs. He said we don't live in response to a monarchy. This whole thing is messier than Pebbles' hair after a dino ride I tell you hwhat!

No Rebellion Here Just Folks Squawking

So the Judge says Trump was supposed to have a good reason to take over the Guard. Like if we were gettin' invaded by Martians or there was a full blown rebellion. But the judge said that he didnt see the need for the President's actions. Folks protesting in Los Angeles ain't exactly a rebellion. It's more like a loud argument about the price of slate shingles!

Balance of Power? Sounds Like a Dino Seesaw!

Now this Judge Breyer fella he's talking about the 'balance of power' between the big shots in Washington and the folks running California. That sounds like one of those fancy dino seesaws they got at the park. If one side gets too heavy the whole thing tips over! He reckons Trump grabbin' the Guard without askin' the Gov is dangerous. Sets a bad example for future Presidents tryin' to boss folks around.

Newsom's Victory Dance and Star Wars!

So the Gov of California Newsom is doin' his happy dance! He even posted a video of the Death Star blowin' up in that space movie Star Wars. Says the military belongs on battlefields not on the streets. Sounds like the Gov's ready to party and he's callin' for Trump to end this mess. He's pretty peeved off at the President i'll tell you hwat!

June 20th: Mark Your Stone Tablets!

This ain't over yet! The Judge is gonna hold another shindig on June 20th. He wants to hear why he shouldn't make this thing permanent. So grab your dino burgers and stay tuned folks! Fred Flinstone signing off! Yabba Dabba Doo!