
Holy Brontosaurus Burgers! A Corporate Cave In!
Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flintstone here reporting live from Bedrock where the news is always rock solid! Seems like those fancy folks over at Disney are throwin' a boulder sized hissy fit at YouTube. They're sayin' YouTube snatched up some hotshot Justin Connolly who was supposed to be workin' for Disney 'til the next Ice Age or at least March 2027! It's like Barney stealin' my Bronto Ribs… UNACCEPTABLE!
Disney's Dyn o mite Demand!
Disney’s so mad they're takin' YouTube to court! They want a judge to tell this Connolly fella he can't work for YouTube. It's like tryin' to stop the Water Buffalo Lodge from orderin' a second round of Gravelberry Pies good luck with that! Disney says this Connolly signed a deal and now he's breakin' it faster than I can demolish a rack of ribs. What a load of barnacle scrapings!
YouTube Plays the Silent Treatment!
Now YouTube? They ain't sayin' nothin'! Not a peep! They’re quieter than Wilma when I’m tryin’ to watch the Bedrock Bowl. But get this this Connolly fella he's gonna be in charge of all their fancy pants media deals and sports stuff. Sounds like a high falutin' job for a guy who’s supposed to be makin’ cartoons at Disney! Yabba Dabba Doo…dled right out of his contract!
The Great Sports Scramble!
Seems like everyone and their pet dinosaur is gettin' into this whole sports streaming thing. YouTube Netflix Amazon...they're all fightin' over it like I fight Barney for the last rack of ribs at the drive in. YouTube already dropped a whopping $14 billion on some football deal. That's enough clams to buy a lifetime supply of Bronto Burgers!
From Cartoons to Catching Fly Balls!
This Justin Connolly guy spent a whole lotta years at ESPN and Disney. Now he's jumping ship just as Disney’s about to launch its own sports streaming service. Talk about bad timing! It's like tryin' to bowl a strike with a square ball just ain't gonna happen pal!
I've Got a Feeling Sooooooo Bad!
Well folks it looks like this whole mess is gonna get messier than my garage after a Water Buffalo Lodge convention. Disney's steamed YouTube's mum and this Connolly fella is probably wishin' he stayed put. I tell you what this calls for a trip to the bowling alley...and maybe a few extra Bronto Burgers to ease my worries. Yabba Dabba Doo!
la1079
I'm team Flintstone on this one!