Trump's Tech Tantrum: AT&T Gets Donkey's Two Cents!

Hold the Phone! Literally!

Alright alright settle down everybody! It's Donkey here reporting live from... well wherever Shrek left me this time. Word on the street – or you know the swamp vine – is that Mr. Trump is having a royal kerfuffle with AT&T. Seems like he can't even get a conference call going. A conference call! I mean come on even I can video chat with Dragon from across the kingdom! And she's got wings...and breathes fire!

Donkey Knows Tech (Sort Of)

He’s saying AT&T “ought to get its act together.” Ought to? Ought to?! Sounds like someone needs a hug...or maybe just a new router. And the 'Boss of AT&T' better get involved? Listen I know a thing or two about bosses. Shrek's a boss Dragon's a boss and trust me you don't want to cross them. Maybe this 'John Stankey' guy needs to offer Trump a plate of waffles. Waffles fix everything!

Another Carrier? Oh I Like That!

Now he's threatening to switch carriers! 'We'll use another carrier next time' he says. Talk about drama! This is juicier than the time I accidentally ate Lord Farquaad’s toupee thinking it was a tasty squirrel. I mean who needs a fairy tale when you've got real life tech feuds?

Trump Mobile? What's That About?

Hold on a cotton pickin' minute! Turns out Mr. Trump's got his own phone service now: 'Trump Mobile.' Selling a $499 smartphone no less! Is this like when I tried to start my own waffle stand? It didn’t end well let me tell you. All those angry villagers wanting their money back...yikes!

Money Money Money! (It's a Rich Man's World!)

So he's yelling about AT&T while also peddling his own phone service that uses...wait for it...other wireless carriers! My head's spinning faster than when I try to understand Shrek's instructions. Seems a little fishy don't ya think? Like eating a plate of swamp weed!

Donkey's Final Thoughts (And Maybe a Song!)

Look all I'm saying is maybe everyone needs to chill out grab some waffles and remember what's really important: friendship family and a strong Wi Fi signal. Now if you'll excuse me I've got a dragon to serenade. 'Cause baby I'm a believer! ...In good tech support that is! *Sings off key* I'm a believer! I couldn't leave her if I tried...