Can You Believe It?! Government Plays Hot Potato With a Poor Guy's Life!

Somebody Get This Donkey a Lawyer!

Alright folks Donkey here your favorite talking equine and let me tell you I've seen some stuff in my swamp but this takes the cake! This Abrego Garcia fella right? Got kicked outta the U.S. by mistake! A mistake! Like accidentally eating a whole wedding cake – but way worse! Now some fancy judge is telling the government to bring him back but they're all like 'We ain't got the power!' What is this amateur hour?! I could run a better government and I still try to eat my own tail sometimes!

They Deported Him Where Now!?

So this Abrego Garcia was sent packing to El Salvador a place where the gangs are apparently as welcoming as Dragon after a bad hair day. The poor guy was even granted protection from being sent there in the first place! It's like giving someone a Get Out of Jail Free card and then throwing them straight into the slammer! And now the government is saying it was an 'administrative error'. Error?! More like a catastrophe! I bet even Pinocchio could see through that one!

Not My Gumdrop Buttons! A Judge With Some Backbone!

Luckily Judge Paula Xinis stepped in and said 'Hold your horses!' She basically told the government to stop acting like they're auditioning for a role in a bad play and get this fella back where he belongs! The courtroom went wild! But then the government lawyers started whining like Gingy when his buttons get snatched. 'We can't control El Salvador!' they cry. Well maybe try asking nicely? Or offer them some waffles? Works every time!

White House Hokey Pokey!

And here’s where it gets really shrexy. The White House is trying to paint Abrego Garcia as some bad hombre a member of MS 13! His lawyers are saying 'Hold on there partner! No evidence!' It's like accusing me of eating all the parfaits! Sure I *want* to but that doesn't mean I *did*! This guy had a permit to work! He was contributing! He wasn't lounging around drinking swamp smoothies and singing off key like SOMEBODY I know!

More Excuses Than a Dragon With Gas!

The government's lawyers are pulling out all the stops! They're saying they have as much power to bring him back as they do to end the war in Ukraine or rescue hostages! What?! Are they serious?! Those are some pretty big problems but this is about one guy they messed up! It's like comparing a hangnail to a dragon attack! Come on man! Where's the accountability?! Where's the 'doing the right thing' sauce?!

This Donkey Says: Do the Right Thing Already!

So here we are folks. Abrego Garcia is stuck in a bad situation the government is playing the blame game and I'm just a donkey trying to make sense of it all. But you know what? Even a talking donkey knows that when you mess up you fix it! So come on government! Stop with the tweets and the press conferences and get this guy back home! It's not rocket science; it's just being a decent person! And that's the Donkey scoop!