
A Megabill Rises and So Does My Displeasure
I have sensed a great disturbance in the Senate. Not the Galactic Senate mind you but the US Senate. They squabble over President Trump's 'megabill,' as the media calls it. 'Megabill,' indeed! Sounds like something a Hutt would try to swindle you with. This vote a rama as they call it began Earth hours ago. Hours wasted on endless debate when they could be bending to my will! I find their lack of focus disturbing.
Lies Deception and White House Shenanigans
The White House claims meetings occurred. GOP leaders deny it. Such blatant falsehoods! It reminds me of the Rebel Alliance's propaganda. 'Teams are obviously in close contact,' one spokesman drones. Obviously not! These politicians are as clumsy and random as a stormtrooper missing his target. Perhaps a demonstration of the Force is needed to set them straight.
Crossing the Aisle or Just Treason?
Some senators like Collins and Murkowski dare to cross party lines! It is...unacceptable! This 'bipartisanship' is a weakness the Emperor warned me about. Senator Markey attempts to protect rural hospitals but his efforts are futile. The dark side of the Force will always prevail and so will the will of the party... supposedly.
Amendments: A Useless Exercise in Futility
Unlimited amendments? This is madness! These senators introduce them not to improve the bill but to send political messages. It's like trying to negotiate with Jabba the Hutt; pointless and infuriating. They wish to force Republicans to squirm like a captured Rebel being interrogated. But I say let the hate flow through you!
Deadlines Loom and Tempers Flare
A July 4th deadline? The urgency is palpable. Republicans managed a procedural win but the path remains treacherous. Senator Johnson a critic threatens to withhold his support. This reminds me of the insubordination I faced from my own subordinates. Perhaps a Force choke is in order to ensure compliance.
A House Divided...Still
Even if the Senate approves this 'megabill,' the House awaits. Revisions made by the Senate face opposition. This 'big beautiful bill' is starting to sound more like a 'big beautiful mess.' The chaos and incompetence are strong with this one. Perhaps I should simply take over. I would bring order to this galaxy...I mean this legislative process.
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