Oops!...I Did It Again, France! Macron's Chip Dreams and My AI Jam!

Gimme More...Chips!

Okay dolls let's get real. President Macron wants France to be like totally the queen bee of chip manufacturing! He's talking about making the most advanced chips like the kind that make your iPhone work faster than my dancers can change outfits during a Vegas show. It's all about bringing the 'Oops!... I Did It Again' magic to the tech world. He wants France to be a critical tech hub! Werk.

Not a Girl Not Yet a Chip Fab

So apparently Nvidia's CEO Jensen Huang was chatting with Macron and Mistral AI's Arthur Mensch. Guess what he revealed? Nvidia's first GPU was made in France! But uh oh the company that made it isn't exactly on the cutting edge these days. It's like saying my first hit was a lullaby – sweet but not exactly 'Toxic,' you know? Macron wants to get France making 2 to 10 nanometer chips. Smaller nanometers means more power. It's all about the *electricity* baby!

Lucky (If They Get TSMC)

Only a few companies can make chips at that level like Samsung and TSMC. If France wants to play in that game they'll need TSMC or Samsung to build a factory there. It's like needing a superstar choreographer to make your dance moves iconic. TSMC is already building factories in the US so hopefully Macron can convince them! Cross your fingers and hope for the best it's all we can do really!

Stronger: France's New Tech Romance

Macron is flaunting a deal between Thales Radiall and Foxconn to set up a semiconductor facility in France. He's like 'I wanna convince them to manufacture here!' It's all happening at VivaTech one of France's biggest tech events. He wants them to know they are 'Stronger' together in France!

Toxic AI Cloud

Jensen Huang (Nvidia CEO) announced a bunch of deals to build more AI infrastructure in Europe. One of those deals is between Nvidia and French AI firm Mistral to build an AI cloud. Macron said France will receive 109 billion euros in private investments for their AI sector. It's like when you're so good at being bad they can't ignore you. This cloud is 'Toxic' in the best way trust me.

Work Bitch! (For AI)

Macron is totally hyping the Nvidia and Mistral deal as a game changer for France's AI buildout. 'We are deepening them [investments] and we are accelerating. And what Mistral AI and Nvidia announced this morning is a game changer as well,' he told CNBC. He's basically saying 'Work Bitch! It's AI time!' Let's hope they don't drive each other crazy.