Oops!...He Did It Again! Trump Slaps EU With 50% Tariff, My Perfume Sales Might Be Affected!

Hit Me Baby One More Time...With These Tariffs?!

OMG you guys! It's Britney and I'm like totally freaking out! I just saw that Donald Trump is threatening to slap a HUGE 50% tariff on the European Union! Seriously? 50%? That's like more than the number of times I've said 'Oops!' in my life! I'm not a businesswoman I'm a business woman! But this sounds like a mess and I can't help but worry it will affect everyone!

Toxic Trade Wars: My Perfume's on the Line!

Okay so you all know I love my perfumes right? Like seriously Fantasy Midnight Fantasy all the Fantasies! It's my empire! But if Trump starts a trade war with Europe what's going to happen to the prices of everything? Will my fans still be able to afford my scents? I mean 'Gimme More' is a song not a price tag y'all! I hope the perfume ingredients don't become super expensive or something... that would be totally toxic!

Oops!...He's Doing It Again...With Apple?

And get this: he's also threatening Apple with tariffs if they don't manufacture in the US. What is going on? Is this like a 'Piece of Me' he wants? He wants a piece of Apple...or a piece of the EU? I don't know but this trade war is going to be crazy. What does he want? This is so crazy!

Not a Girl Not Yet a Negotiator!

So apparently Trump thinks the EU is being 'very difficult to deal with.' Honey tell me about difficult! Try dancing in heels for three hours straight! Anyway he says he's not looking for a deal he's just gonna 'play the game the way I know how to play the game.' Is that like a new dance move? I'd love to see him try a 'Toxic' remix on the negotiation table! I need a good song to dance to!

Stronger Than Yesterday? Maybe Not!

They say the stock market is freaking out. I'm no economist but even I know that when the markets get shaky things get...complicated. Are we going to be 'Stronger' after all this? I don't know but I'm praying for everyone! Maybe we can all just come together hold hands and sing 'From the Bottom of My Broken Heart' until the trade wars go away. Okay maybe not but a girl can dream right?

Everytime...There's a Tariff Threat?

So yeah that's the tea. Trump's talking tariffs the EU's probably rolling their eyes and I'm over here just hoping my perfume empire doesn't crumble. Seriously can we all just 'Work B**ch' together to make the world a better place? Maybe start with a 'Slave 4 U' campaign for global trade harmony? Okay I'm done now. Peace out y'all! And remember stay fabulous and keep buying my perfume! XOXO Britney!