Oops!...He Did It Again! Bezos to Part Ways with Billions in Amazon Stock!

Oops I Sold Stock Again!

Okay babes so like you know how I’m all about that 'Work B**ch' life but also about like investing in myself? Well apparently Jeff Bezos is feeling a similar vibe! He's planning to sell up to 25 million Amazon shares. I mean talk about a 'Slave 4 U' nancial move! Sources say it's all part of a plan he made back in March. Smart man I tell ya a smart man.

Billion Dollar Baby (One More Time)

So how much cha ching are we talking about? A cool $4.8 billion y'all! At least that's the worth of the shares at the current price. That’s enough to buy like a million pairs of my iconic 'Toxic' era outfits… or maybe you know actually do something good with it. But still a girl can dream right?

Hit Me Baby (With Those Earnings Reports)

Now Amazon did pretty well in the first quarter like they totally 'Nailed' it! But their forecast for the future is giving some 'Hold It Against Me' vibes. Apparently they're bracing themselves because of those tariffs. Drama drama drama! It's like when you're on stage and you just KNOW someone's gonna try to steal your spotlight! Don’t try it sweetie.

Trump Called...Collect?

OMG so apparently Daddy Trump even called Jeff personally to complain about some report that Amazon was going to show shoppers the cost of tariffs. Can you imagine? It's like when the paparazzi follows me into Starbucks. I just wanna live!! Bezos had to clarify like 'It Wasn't Me!' Seriously can't a billionaire catch a break?

From CEO to Space Cowboy!

Since Jeff passed the Amazon crown to Andy Jassy he’s been focusing on Blue Origin and his climate fund. He basically said “Gimme More” space and less spreadsheets. This whole stock sale thing is partly to fund those ventures including the Day One Fund which helps with education and homelessness. See? He's not just a spaceman; he's a philanthropist too! He wants a bigger piece of the pie.

My Prerogative Is...Well His Prerogative

So there you have it folks! Jeff Bezos is selling stock funding his dreams and maybe even saving the world… one small share at a time. Me? I'm just gonna keep dancing 'Till the World Ends.' Because let's be honest that’s way more fun!