Oops!... They Did It Again: Trump Admin Snatching Paychecks! (And My Dreams of a Vegas Comeback)

Teacher Teacher Don't Leave Me This Way!

Okay so I'm reading this article about this teacher Jason who's having a total 'Piece of Me' moment because the government might start garnishing his wages. Like seriously? He's trying to educate the future generation and they're gonna take his money? That's more toxic than my ex's smoothie recipes! He's a special education teacher BTW. He may be one of the lucky few but most teachers are not making the big bucks. I'm sending him and all the teacher's good vibes and hopefully the government will 'work work' for him!

Hit Me Baby One More Time... (For a Loan Break!)

Apparently under the Trump administration they're bringing back the whole 'seizing your tax refunds paychecks and Social Security' thing for defaulted student loans. It's like they're saying 'Oops!... I Did It Again,' but instead of playing with your heart they're playing with your bank account! And guess what? Millions are in default and it's only gonna get worse. Remember when I sang about being a slave 4 u? Well now it feels like we're all slaves to these student loans!

Not a Girl Not Yet Solvent!

The article mentions how the Biden administration tried to help with Covid relief and stuff but now it's like a total 180. Secretary of Education Linda McMahon (who is she BTW? jk) is all like 'Borrowers should pay back the debts they take on.' Easy for her to say! Maybe she should try living on a teacher's salary or a retiree's Social Security check. They need 'Lucky' people around them because it is getting dire!

Gimme More... Money!

They can garnish up to 15% of your income! That's like taking a chunk out of your 'Circus' performance paycheck! Nancy Nierman says it forces people to choose between vital expenses. No kidding! It's like do I pay my student loans or do I buy the hairspray I need to maintain this iconic blonde? Priorities people!

I'm a Slave 4... Social Security?!

Okay this Marceline Paul story is heartbreaking. She's 68 and wants to go home to Trinidad but if they start garnishing her Social Security she's screwed. It's like 'Leave me alone I'm lonely!' but replace 'lonely' with 'broke!' She's already on a tight budget. This garnishment thing will force her to cut back on all of her everyday expenses. And no vacay no island vibes... I think I am gonna cry.

Crazy... How Messed Up This Is!

And to top it all off the Education Department is a total mess! People are waiting hours on the phone getting conflicting information. Kia Brown is trying to pay but she doesn't even know who's managing her account! The narrative is that people are dodging payments but Kia is 'Not a Robot' she is human! She says she'll be blindsided due to lack of guidance. Sounds like a classic 'Toxic' situation right? I think we need a mass 'Womanizer' protest!