
Toxic? Maybe... But These Prices Are HOT!
Okay y'all listen up! The word on the street (or should I say on the internet?) is that Chinese coffee chains are making a HUGE splash in the U.S. and I am HERE for it! Like who doesn't love a good comeback story right? Especially when it involves caffeinating the masses at prices that won't break the bank. I am all about the comeback baby... just like me!
Gimme More... Coffee That Is!
So Luckin Coffee the biggest coffee chain in China is basically saying 'Oops!... We did it again!' by expanding like crazy and even daring to challenge Starbucks. After a little 'situation' (let's just call it a 'Wall Street Oops!') they're back with crazy flavors and prices so low it's like they're saying 'Hit me baby one more time!' with those discounts!
Crazy... But That's How It Goes!
And get this! They're not alone. Cotti Coffee started by some ex Luckin execs is also joining the party. They're popping up everywhere from Brooklyn to Dubai serving up coffee that's basically bubble tea's cool cousin. It's like 'You wanna sip of this?' to the whole world!
Stronger Than Yesterday... And Cheaper!
Now I know what you're thinking: 'Can these Chinese coffee chains actually make it in America?' Well New York is like the ultimate testing ground. If you can make it there you can make it anywhere! Plus these chains are bringing some serious tech to the table. Ordering through WeChat? Genius! I’m telling you… work bitch!
My Prerogative? Coffee Innovation!
And the flavors? Girl get ready! We're talking alcohol infused lattes that sold MILLIONS in one day! It's like they're saying 'Gimme more!' with every sip. Starbucks better watch out because these chains aren't playing around. They're ready to 'Work B**ch!' for that caffeine crown.
Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know... About These Deals!
So keep your eyes peeled y'all! These Chinese coffee chains are about to shake things up. And who knows? Maybe I'll even try one of those Moutai lattes myself. After all a girl's gotta stay caffeinated and fabulous right? Just remember 'If you seek Amy,' seek her with a latte in hand! XOXO Britney
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