Oops! Supreme Court Slaps Down Trump...Did He Say "Oops! I Did It Again"?

Gimme More...Time to Deport?!

Okay y'all so I'm reading this article right? And it's about how Justice Alito – sounds like a fancy Italian dish but whatever – is throwing shade at the Supreme Court for being all speedy like and blocking Trump from deporting these Venezuelan migrants. Like 'Oops!... I Did It Again,' but with legal documents instead of my heart. He's saying they were too hasty. Hasty? Girl I know a thing or two about being rushed… remember 'From The Bottom To Top'? Stressful!

Not a Girl Not Yet a Deportee

Apparently these migrants are accused of being gang members and Trump was all set to send them packing under this old school wartime law. But the ACLU – bless their hearts – stepped in and said 'Hold up! They need a fair chance to fight this!' And the Supreme Court agreed like 'You wanna deportation? You better work for it'. They basically told Trump 'Gimme More' time to figure things out. It is like performing when you are in a rush and don't have time for yourself!

Toxic...ally Speaking He's Not Happy

Alito's dissent is giving me 'Toxic' vibes – bitter you know? He's side eyeing the court for not letting the lower courts weigh in and for not hearing Trump's side of the story. Justice Thomas is right there with him probably nodding along like 'Yeah tell 'em boo!' It's all very dramatic like one of my Vegas shows but with way less glitter. I mean 'My prerogative is what exactly'?

Stronger Than Yesterday!

So the White House is saying Trump will keep trying to crack down on immigration but they aren't gonna defy the Supreme Court. For now. It’s like when I say I’m gonna eat healthy but then there's pizza involved. But hey at least we aren’t dealing with a full blown constitutional crisis... yet! It is a lot like when I get up on stage every night knowing I'm going to give the crowd everything that I have and hopefully everything that they want! I am 'Stronger' than yesterday.

Lucky...These Guys Get a Second Look

The article mentions these other Venezuelan and Salvadoran dudes that Trump already deported to a maximum security prison. And their lawyers and families are saying they weren't even gang members! That’s so not 'Lucky'! Imagine being wrongly accused and shipped off like that? I think the legal system is kind of a joke. I am 'Overprotected' when I have my lawyer with me!

Oops!...He Did It Again Trying to Use His Executive Power

Trump is acting like he has this unlimited power when it comes to immigration claiming his 'executive power grants them wide authority on immigration matters.' And they're saying these migrants are linked to some violent gang but the evidence is like super flimsy. It's giving me major deja vu from well you know. FreeBritney! Anyway hope these migrants get a fair shake. Because sometimes baby one more time is all you need. Because 'The answer is no no no no!'