Oops! I Did It Again! Trump Admin Says 'Gimme More' to El Salvador Drama!

Hit Me Baby One More Time... With Legal Jargon!

Okay so like I'm just chilling right? Sipping my Frappuccino and suddenly I see this headline about Trump and El Salvador and I'm like 'Gimme More!' of this drama! Apparently this dude Kilmar Abrego Garcia got deported back to El Salvador even though some court said he should be here. It's all very 'Oops!... I Did It Again!' but like for the government.

Toxic? Or Just Confused? The Trump Admin's Stance

So the Trump administration is all 'We can't just snatch him back! It's El Salvador's problem now!' They're saying they don't have the '...Baby One More Time' power to just waltz into another country and grab someone. It's like trying to get my cats to cooperate for a photoshoot – near impossible!

Not That Innocent: El Salvador's President Speaks Out

Then President Bukele of El Salvador chimes in and he's not playing along honey. He's like 'How can I just *smuggle* a terrorist into the U.S.?!' Talk about 'Toxic!' He ain't releasing anyone. Apparently they're trying to keep El Salvador from turning back into the murder capital. 'Work Bitch!' at keeping the criminals away!

Stronger Than Yesterday? Supreme Court Steps In

So the Supreme Court said the Trump administration needs to 'facilitate' Abrego Garcia's return which is basically legalese for 'help him get back.' But the Trump team is acting like they're just supposed to provide a '...Baby One More Time!' free plane ticket. I mean come on! Aren't they 'Stronger' than yesterday?

Circus? Or Just Politics as Usual?

Everyone's throwing shade. Trump's like 'The media would LOVE criminals here,' and his peeps are saying it's El Salvador's problem. It's a total 'Circus!' I'm just sitting here wondering when this will all turn into a dance off. I'd definitely be 'Lucky' to see that.

It's Britney Bitch! (and the End of the Story)

In the end no one agrees everyone's pointing fingers and I'm just here like 'It's Britney bitch!' trying to make sense of it all. So to recap: the government's in a tizzy El Salvador's saying 'Not That Innocent!' and the Supreme Court's just trying to keep it all together. Until next time loves stay iconic!