Oops!... I Did It Again! (And So Did These Stocks!) Britney's Breakdown of Today's Market Moves

Driving Me Crazy: Auto Parts Edition

Okay so like Advance Auto Parts? They went totally 'Oops!... I Did It Again' on Wall Street! Their shares SKYROCKETED! Apparently they lost less money than everyone thought. Talk about a glow up! $2.58 billion in revenue? That's like enough to buy a lot of sparkly things... maybe even a new car! Vroom vroom bitches!

Medicare Meltdown: Not So Stronger

Health insurance stocks? Ugh they're making me wanna scream 'Gimme More'! Apparently Medicare is cracking down with some aggressive audits. Humana and CVS Health took a major tumble. UnitedHealth? Only a tiny dip. But seriously all this talk about healthcare makes me wanna just dance it out in my living room.

Urban Outfitters? More Like Urban Outperformers!

Urban Outfitters? Talk about 'Lucky'! They earned $1.16 per share! Analysts thought they'd only get 84 cents. That's like finding an extra diamond in my hair after a performance! Their revenue hit $1.33 billion! Time to go shopping I guess... maybe I'll buy a new crop top.

Snowflake's Earnings: It's Toxic...ally Good!

Snowflake is chilling like a villain! Their earnings totally surpassed Wall Street's predictions. They made 24 cents per share. That's enough to buy like a whole lotta frappuccinos! I'm not a data storage expert but even I know that's a 'Piece of Me' I want! But this is my data... you want it? You can't have it!

Solar Scare: Not So Sunny

Sunrun? More like Sun RUINED! They sank nearly 40%! It seems like those Republicans are messing with green energy and the solar stocks are paying the price. SolarEdge and Enphase also got hit hard. Talk about a 'Circus'! Seriously though maybe we can blame it on the rain?

Final Bow

Analog Devices Pitney Bowes Seagate Technology Williams Sonoma and Dana also made moves. It's a whole chaotic concert out there isn't it? Anyway I need to go find my snake and take a nap. Peace out bitches! Remember 'If you seek Amy' just Google it.