Oops! I Bought Stocks... Did I Do It Again?!

Toxic Markets and Trade Policy?!

Okay so the stock market has been like totally chaotic lately! It's giving me serious 'Toxic' vibes you know? All this drama with President Trump's trade policy tariffs and pauses... it's enough to make you wanna scream 'Gimme More!' Seriously one minute the market's crashing the next it's doing the 'Oops!... I Did It Again' bounce back. It's like a rollercoaster but instead of glitter and screaming fans it's just…money. And not even my money like our money! It's crazy!

Stronger Than Yesterday Investments?

But don't worry my little financial angels! Trivariate Research (who are they anyway??) found some 'cheap' stocks. They're all about that free cash flow yield which sounds kinda naughty but it's just money stuff. They're saying these stocks are like undervalued? So maybe it's a 'Piece of Me' that I should own. Anyway these stocks might just be 'Stronger' than yesterday.

Shopify: Work B*tch (with AI)!

First up we have Shopify. Apparently this e commerce company is on sale! But get this the CEO is all 'Prove you can't use AI before you ask for more people!' Sounds intense! Like 'Work B*tch' but make it AI. Wall Street seems to love it though with tons of analysts saying 'Buy!' It's like when everyone told me to release 'Toxic' and it became a hit! Fingers crossed right?

PayPal: Gimme More (Cash)!

Next there's PayPal. Seems like they've been doing a bit of a 'dive,' as in price dive not me diving on stage... although both are equally dramatic haha! But they have a high free cash flow yield. Half the analysts are saying 'Buy!' and the other half are all 'Meh.' It's like deciding which dance move to do next... gotta feel it out!

Reddit: Oops!... I Bought it Again!

Then we have Reddit. Now I'm not sure what Reddit even does but apparently their stock is cheap! Analysts are super optimistic so maybe it's like finding a hidden gem in a thrift store. I feel like i keep repeating a song name: 'Oops!... I Did It Again!'.

Pro Live... At The New York Stock Exchange?!

And get this! There's some CNBC Pro LIVE event at the New York Stock Exchange! It's all about expert insights and networking and stuff. Maybe I'll go and wear my iconic airplane attendant outfit for the occasion. Okay maybe not. But seriously who wouldn't want to network with me Britney Spears Investor Extraordinaire? It's gonna be legendary!