Barbie here, diving deep into Wall Street's latest buzz, from Tesla's China dreams to Sweetgreen's sour notes. Let's see what's hot and what's not!
Barbie here, diving deep into Wall Street's latest buzz, from Tesla's China dreams to Sweetgreen's sour notes. Let's see what's hot and what's not!

Tesla's China Syndrome: Neutral is the New Pink?

Hiya Barbies! Goldman Sachs is playing it cool with Tesla giving it a 'meh' neutral rating. They're all excited about Tesla's self driving cars in China which is like totally its biggest market duh! But they're not ready to commit just yet. Like are we really trusting robots to drive us? Even Ken can barely parallel park! I mean 'Come on Barbie let's go party!'... but maybe not in a self driving car just yet.

Shopify's Shopping Spree: Outperform? More Like Out Fabulous!

BMO is all heart eyes for Shopify calling it an 'outperform'! They think Shopify's got tons of room to grow which is like saying I have room for more Dreamhouses! They're setting a price target of $120. Can you imagine all the new outfits I could buy with that?! Maybe even a Ken approved wardrobe upgrade. (He needs it.)

Sweetgreen Turns Sour: Downgraded to Neutral a Total Fashion Faux Pas!

Oh honey this is rough. JPMorgan is throwing shade at Sweetgreen downgrading it to neutral. Apparently people aren't as obsessed with overpriced salads anymore. They say demand is softening and the value isn't there. Like is it even worth it if it doesn't come with a side of sparkle? 'Everything sounds better in pink!'... but maybe not this news.

ServiceNow's Workflow Magic: Buy Buy Buy! It's the Barbie Dream!

Goldman Sachs is still obsessed with ServiceNow sticking with a 'buy' rating. They think it's got that 'durable' long term growth potential which is code for 'this stock is gonna look good for ages!' They're all about ServiceNow's move beyond IT which sounds super complicated but hey as long as it makes money I'm in! Because 'Life in plastic it's fantastic!'

Canadian National Gets a Thumbs Up: All Aboard the Money Train!

Susquehanna is feeling the Canadian National vibes upgrading it to 'positive' because the stock is looking like a total steal right now. Honestly I'm picturing a train full of shoes and accessories and I'm SO on board. Toot toot!

Walmart: Still a Winner No Matter What! You Go Glen Coco!

Wells Fargo is convinced that Walmart's a winner no matter what craziness is happening in the world. They're expecting a solid quarter and think Walmart's gonna keep snatching up market share. Even if I tried to start a rival store Walmart would probably still win. They're like 'You can't sit with us!' (unless you're buying cute shoes).


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