Yo Adrian! The Stock Market Just Got Knocked Out in the First Round!

Knocked Down Not Out!

Yo Adrian! It's Rocky here reporting live from the financial trenches. I gotta tell ya the market took a beating today worse than Apollo Creed in our first fight! These tariffs they're like a right hook outta nowhere and nobody saw 'em comin'. It’s like Mickey always said 'It ain't about how hard you can hit but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward!'

Banks Take a Dive Like Me After a Punch!

The big banks they ain't lookin' so tough today. JPMorgan Morgan Stanley Wells Fargo – all took a nosedive. Down more than 7%! Even Goldman Sachs and Citigroup got rocked. It’s like they forgot to train! This tariff stuff's got 'em scared thinkin' the economy's gonna do a swan dive. Remember what I told my son? 'It's your right to listen to your gut it ain't nobody's right to say no after you earned the right to be where you want to be and do what you want to do!' But these banks they lookin' like they lost that right!

Tesla and Palantir Get Electrocuted!

Even the fancy pants tech stocks took a hit. Tesla that electric car company down over 10%! And Palantir the defense tech guys even worse! Seems like retail investors couldn't save 'em this time. Maybe they need a little Eye of the Tiger to get back in the game. You know sometimes you gotta go one step at a time… And when you feel like you ain't going nowhere even when you feel like you been bull whipped you gotta say 'I'm going to go on!'

Apple's Core Rotting?

Apple! The Big Mac of the tech world! Even they couldn't dodge this haymaker. Down 7.3% because China's throwin' retaliatory tariffs back at the U.S. All those iPhones made in China... well seems like they're gonna cost more now. It’s a tough situation but I guess they should keep Punching! You see if I punch hard enough that they go down and I’m gonna keep punchin'!

Boeing and GE Get Grounded!

Boeing those big airplane fellas PLUMMETED 9.5%! GE Aerospace even worse – down 16.5%! Those tariffs are gonna make their planes and engines cost a fortune. It's like tryin' to fly with lead weights tied to your feet! But It ain't about how hard you can hit but about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!

Casinos Roll Snake Eyes!

Even the casinos in Macao are feeling the pain. Las Vegas Sands Wynn Resorts MGM – all took a hit. Looks like nobody's feeling lucky today! All these tariffs they're like a bad hand dealt to everyone. But remember what I always say: 'Every champion was once a contender who refused to give up!' So keep fightin' folks! Maybe you should all visit the pet shop… sometimes you need a little friend!