Yo Adrian! The Market's Throwin' Punches: 'Fast Money' Predicts Wall Street Rumble!

Trump's First Round: A Market Takedown?

Yo Adrian it's Rocky! Heard some jabberin' 'bout the market see? These 'Fast Money' fellas are predictin' some craziness. They say during Trump's first 100 days back the S&P 500 took a 7% hit and the Nasdaq got knocked down even harder like Apollo Creed in the fifteenth round! Only thing standin' tall was consumer staples struttin' around with a 5% gain. Consumer discretionary got beat up the worst losin' 13%. Sounds like a real rumble huh?

Karen's Crystal Ball: Big Pharma to the Rescue?

This Karen Finerman she's got her eye on big pharma. Says they're 'way oversold,' like Mickey used to say 'bout me before I trained. And 'cause they ain't caught in the tariff crossfire she figures they'll make a comeback. But she's worried 'bout container space. Thinks the tariff thing's gonna mess 'em up good like when Clubber Lang blinded me before the fight. 'Sad income statement,' she says. Sounds like a bad case of the Mondays!

Tim's 'MIGA' Plan: Make International Great Again!

Tim Seymour now this fella's got some fancy ideas. He's bettin' on semiconductors and international investing specially Germany callin' it 'MIGA' – 'Make International Great Again.' Claims the German DAX is outpunchin' the S&P 500. Says tariffs are a 'wake up call,' like when Apollo woke me up to run on the beach. But he's scared of companies hooked on consumer credit. Thinks folks will tighten their belts like I had to do to make weight 'cause of high prices and job losses. Gotta be tough like Paulie!

Dan's 'Cash is King' Call: Hold on Tight!

Dan Nathan now this guy's a real pessimist. Sees trouble everywhere says 'cash will be king.' Thinks even defensive stocks like utilities will take a tumble. He's predictin' a 'protracted trade war' that'll choke demand like when I was chokin' on my words tryin' to talk to Adrian. He's tellin' folks to 'fasten their seatbelts,' 'cause it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Sounds like a flight with Apollo that fella had turbulence every time!

Guy's Retail Riddle: A Risky Gamble!

Guy Adami's got a weird one. He's lookin' at retail and says it's in an 'odd spot.' Can't figure it out but thinks they got the most to lose. He's thinkin' unemployment's gonna go up says the market's still 'a little expensive.' Sounds like tryin' to buy a good cut of meat from Gazzo – always a gamble! Says it's 'problematic' when people ain't feelin' good 'bout their jobs. Kinda like when I felt like I lost my edge yo!

It Ain't About How Hard You Can Hit...

So there you have it Adrian! These 'Fast Money' guys got their predictions. Whether they're right or wrong remember what I always say: 'It ain't about how hard you can hit but about how hard you can get hit and keep movin' forward.' So keep trainin' keep fightin' and keep yo eyes on the prize!