OMG! Stocks Are Doing WHAT?! Poki Reacts to Wall Street Shenanigans!

Insmed? More Like IN THE MONEY!

Okay chat let's get this bread! Insmed is popping off with a 26% surge after their drug trial went better than expected. Who knew treating lung stuff could be so lucrative? Meanwhile I'm over here just trying to breathe while playing Valorant. Priorities am I right?

Smucker's Jelly... Stuck in the Mud?

Oh no Smucker's! My beloved PB&J might be at risk. They missed their revenue targets and the stock is down 8%. Maybe they need a new flavor? I'm thinking... Poki Berry Blast? Chat write that down! We might be onto something. They did beat earnings expectations but their guidance missed the mark. I guess even jelly can't always stick the landing. Sadge.

Taiwan Semi? More Like Taiwan *SEMI* Winning!

TSMC is flexing those semiconductor muscles with a nearly 40% revenue increase! That's like a LOT of computer chips guys. Maybe they're making the processors for my next gaming PC? I'll take like twenty. You know for... reasons.

Casey's Cashes In!

Casey's General Store is going WILD jumping over 10%! Apparently people are buying *a lot* of snacks and gas. Maybe they're all fueling up for long road trips to see... me? A girl can dream! Plus they hiked their dividend. Smart move Casey's. Smart move.

Apple's AI? More Like AYE IY IY!

Apple is being a lil' sus right now. They had their big conference showed off some 'Liquid Glass' (sounds like a fancy cleaning product tbh) but no real AI news. Investors are NOT happy. Tim Cook wyd? We need those AI assistants that can perfectly moderate my chat. I'm talking *perfectly*.

Elon Hearts Trump? Avocados Suffer?! The World is Ending!

Okay this is getting weird. Trump and Elon are... squashing their beef? Elon sent a heart emoji! What is going on? Meanwhile Calavo Growers the avocado people are tanking! This is a travesty! No guac?! This is worse than when I accidentally muted my mic on stream...almost. And McDonald's is getting downgraded because people aren't eating as much. Maybe they should add a Poki Meal with extra fries and a side of *positive vibes*? Just spitballing here.