From Disney's earnings beat to Super Micro's stumble, Pokimane breaks down the premarket trading news with a dash of sass and a whole lot of truth bombs.
From Disney's earnings beat to Super Micro's stumble, Pokimane breaks down the premarket trading news with a dash of sass and a whole lot of truth bombs.

Mickey Mouse Money Moves!

Okay fam let's get into it. Disney? Absolutely CRUSHING it! They beat Wall Street's expectations like I beat that one guy in Fortnite that one time (you know the one). Earnings per share are up revenue is POPPIN' and they're building a whole new theme park in Abu Dhabi! Talk about leveling up! As I always say 'It is what it is,' but in this case 'it' is AMAZING!

Super Micro's Super Fail

Oof Super Micro Computer... what happened? They missed their targets harder than I miss my ??? (ghoom sleep in Bengali). Earnings are down guidance is weak. It's like they forgot to use a shield potion before jumping into the battle royale. Remember kids always do your research before investing unless you wanna end up like… well you know.

Wynn ing Big (Maybe?)

Wynn Resorts got an upgrade thanks to their Middle East casino project. Bank of America is betting on them like I bet on my aim improving (still waiting on that one). Macao's a bit shaky but Vegas is hanging in there. Listen I’m not a gambling expert but maybe… just maybe… don’t yolo your life savings on this one okay?

Logitech Levels Up Uber Eats Humble Pie

Logitech's getting a thumbs up from UBS – apparently their stock hit a dip and is now ripe for the pickin'. Meanwhile Uber missed their revenue mark which means less money for me when I order 100$ in Uber Eats at 3 AM. Priorities people!

AMD is A Okay Wegovy Weighting In

AMD crushed their earnings report. Now I can buy another 4090 for... reasons. Novo Nordisk aka the weight loss drug company is saying that sales of Wegovy is gonna boom. Good for them I guess? I’m sticking to my healthy diet of *insert questionable food item here*.

Sarepta Slips Upstart Underperforms

Sarepta? Big yikes! They're cutting their revenue forecast like I cut toxic people out of my life (swiftly and without regret). And Upstart? They *barely* beat expectations. Talk about a close call! Moral of the story: don’t be a bot do your DD and stay informed friends. Peace!


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