Believe It! These Companies Are Going Rasengan on the Stock Market!

Boeing's Flying High! (Finally!)

Believe it! Boeing's turning things around! They lost less money this time which is like…progress! CEO Kelly Ortberg is even gonna ask the FAA to make more 737 Max jets. It's like they're saying 'We're not gonna give up dattebayo!' It reminds me of when I kept training to master the Rasengan even though it was super hard. Never give up!

Tesla's Got Some Electric Mojo!

Even though Tesla didn't hit all the numbers their stock jumped! Go figure right? Elon Musk says he's gonna spend less time with the 'Department of Government Efficiency.' Maybe he'll finally have time to invent ramen that charges your phone! It's like he's using Shadow Clone Jutsu to handle everything at once!

Enphase Energy's Feeling the Tariff Pain! Ouch!

Uh oh! Enphase Energy the solar peeps are getting hit by tariffs. Their battery business is gonna suffer. CEO Badri Kothandaraman is not happy. Tariffs are like… those surprise exams I always failed at the Academy! Totally unfair!

Cava's Cooking Up Some Gains!

Cava's shares are up! Some analyst guy named Danilo Gargiulo thinks they're safe from the economy going all kablooey. He says their stock could jump even higher! Sounds like a delicious deal dattebayo! I wonder if they have ramen...

Eli Lilly's Fighting the Fakes! Shadow Clones Beware!

Eli Lilly's suing some telehealth companies selling fake weight loss drugs. They're saying those sites are tricking people! It's like Orochimaru selling fake jutsu scrolls! You gotta protect the real deal!

The Rest of the Roundup! A Whole Lotta Jutsu!

Okay okay here's the quick rundown! BP's got an investor. SAP beat earnings but missed revenue – talk about a mixed bag! Bristol Myers Squibb's drug failed. Capital One rocked it! Intuitive Surgical is slicing and dicing with robots and winning! Duolingo is top of the class apparently! GE Vernova is sticking to their guns with their financial guidance! Believe it! This stock market is more wild than a training session with Jiraiya Sensei!