Shishishi! Even I, Luffy, Am Riding the AI Wave! Or Get Washed Away!

Meat and Machines!?

Oi everyone! Luffy here reporting live from... well wherever the wind takes me! But today I heard about this REALLY important thing called AI. Apparently some smart guy named Daniel Loeb who's been doing this for 30 years with his 'Third Point' crew says it's the new treasure! Not gold or jewels but… machines that think? Sounds like Franky's kinda party! He says you gotta ride this AI wave or you'll get turned into 'AI roadkill'! Shishishi! Roadkill? Sounds awful!

Gum Gum AI Expansion!

This Loeb fella is investing in everything even stuff I don't understand like 'chipmakers' and 'cloud companies'. But he owns companies like Meta Nvidia Microsoft and Amazon – those sound like powerful allies! He says even the London Stock Exchange Group and Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing are in on it! It's all part of his plan to conquer… uh I mean invest in the future. Reminds me of when I stretched all the way across the ocean to save Nami! Gotta be adaptable or the Grand Line will eat you alive!

Berries to Billions!

Turns out this Daniel Loeb started with just a tiny bit of money like the amount I find in Usopp's pockets and now he's got more treasure than a dragon's hoard! Over $20 billion! He survived all sorts of crazy storms like the dotcom crash and the… COVID thing? Sounds scary! But he kept going just like me even when facing down Crocodile or Doflamingo! Never give up on your dream right?

A King's Foresight

Loeb thinks things might get a bit rocky soon like sailing through a hurricane but he believes if you pick the right kind of growthy companies at good valuations you'll be rewarded in the long run! This sounds like what Rayleigh tells me: 'Listen well Luffy only the wisest can see through the clouds.' Makes you think eh?

Nippon Steel Treasure?

So apparently he got back into US Steel too! A path to a deal with Nippon Steel. Seems like he knows some secret treasure maps that I wish I could take a peek at! I'll need to ask him to join my crew if he has a strong heart and a love for adventure! Maybe he can navigate the stock market while Nami navigates the seas!

Next stop... AI Island!

So there you have it folks! Even I Monkey D. Luffy am learning about AI! This Loeb guy's words got me thinking… maybe this AI thing is like Haki! You gotta train it use it right or you'll get left behind! I’m gonna find this AI island and see what all the fuss is about. After I get my meat of course! Shishishi!