SHOCKING Stocks Soar and Sink! Did Someone Steal My Meat On The Stock Market?!

GE Aerospace Flies High Like a Gum Gum Rocket!

Shihihihi! GE Aerospace totally nailed it! They earned more than everyone thought like finding a secret stash of meat on the Going Merry! Their stock went up up UP! Even though they didn't quite hit the revenue mark it's like Sanji says 'Ingredients might be a little off but the taste is what matters!' They're flying high ready for the Grand Line!

Hertz Hits a Speed Bump... Did Ackman's Treasure Map Lead to Trouble?

Whoa! Hertz had a HUGE boost thanks to this Ackman guy but then WHAM! Down they went. It's like that time I got lost in the forest chasing after a beetle. Sometimes even with a treasure map you gotta watch out for the unexpected! Maybe they need Nami's navigation skills!

Zions Bank Sinks Faster Than Zoro's Sense of Direction!

Ouch! Zions Bank didn't do so hot. They earned less than expected which is like running out of meat halfway through a feast! They need to figure out how to fill that treasure chest back up or they'll be crying like Usopp after a scary monster!

3M Sticks the Landing Like a Perfect Gum Gum Pistol!

YEAH! 3M smashed expectations! They earned more and made more money! It's like when I land a perfect Gum Gum Pistol – so satisfying! They're on fire ready to take on any challenge! SHIHIHIHI!

Amazon's Cloud Kingdom Faces Delays! Is The Weather Bad On The Cloud?!

Hmm Amazon's slowing down some data center plans. Maybe they're stuck in the Calm Belt! They're still a big player in the cloud game like Enel with his lightning powers but even gods have their off days right?

Calix Jumps Higher Than Me Reaching for Meat!

WOW! Calix really took off! They earned way more than expected and gave a super positive outlook. They're like a rocket powered by cola! Full speed ahead straight to Laugh Tale! SHIHIHIHI!