A Jedi Master's perspective on the day's stock market fluctuations, including Tesla's stumble, Netflix's triumph, and the looming shadow of tariffs.
A Jedi Master's perspective on the day's stock market fluctuations, including Tesla's stumble, Netflix's triumph, and the looming shadow of tariffs.

Tesla's Tumble: A Price Cut in the Force There Is!

Hmm Tesla yes. Down more than 4% it is. Barclays a price target cut they did. Confusing visibility they say. Like a Wookiee with a comb the future is! Patience young investors you must have. 'Do or do not. There is no try,' remember you must!

Netflix's Rise: No Tariff Trouble They See!

Netflix up 2% they are! First quarter earnings a beat it was. Tariffs no significant impact they feel. Strong in the Force Netflix is. Wall Street analysts price targets raised they have. 'Luminous beings are we,' especially when the numbers are good hmm?

Amazon's Descent: A Downgrade A Wary Eye!

Amazon down 1.7% the dark side looms! Raymond James a downgrade given a slashed price target too. Tariffs and economic worries they cite. 'Fear is the path to the dark side,' Amazon must avoid yes.

Apple's Angst: Tariff Troubles Uncertainty Reigns!

Apple slipping nearly 3% much worry there is! President Trump's tariffs a heavy burden they are. Down more than 11% in April the iPhone maker is. 'Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed that is.' Focus Apple focus you must!

Alphabet's Fall: Monopoly A Judge Has Spoken!

Alphabet down 1.4% a dark day it is. Illegal monopoly a judge has declared. Online advertising markets trouble they face. Earnings results coming soon they are. 'Always two there are no more no less. A master and an apprentice.' A new business strategy they need hmm?

The Gold Rush: Miners Rejoice!

Newmont and Gold Miners rising high they are! Gold at fresh record highs it gleams. The VanEck Gold Miners ETF flying high it is. 'Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things,' but perhaps a smart investment in gold yes?


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    sarah3886
    5/2/2025 7:45:24 PM

    Downgrades, like a disturbance in the Force, they are.