From Walmart's tariff woes to Tesla's potential rival, let's spill the tea on what's shaking up the stock market today, according to yours truly, Kylie Jenner.
From Walmart's tariff woes to Tesla's potential rival, let's spill the tea on what's shaking up the stock market today, according to yours truly, Kylie Jenner.

Walmart's Tariff Tantrums: Is This My Lip Kit Drama All Over Again?

Okay so like I woke up this morning and saw Walmart's stock slipped almost 2%. Apparently Trump is saying they should 'eat the tariffs' instead of raising prices for us the consumers. Ugh drama! It reminds me of when people were mad about my lip kit prices...like can't a girl just make a living? But honestly props to their CEO Doug McMillon for saying they'll absorb some of it. That's what I call 'realizing stuff,' LOL! This is like so not '2016 me' level stuff.

Netflix Downgrade: Is This the End of Binge Watching?

Wait what? Netflix shares are down almost 2% because of a downgrade? I’m like obsessed with Netflix so this is concerning. I literally can't even... without my shows! JPMorgan said it's because the stock did well recently but like no one puts Baby in a corner! Let's hope they realize stuff and keep the good content coming. This is my chill time we're talking about.

Nvidia's New Tech: So Next Level Even I'm Confused!

Okay so Nvidia dropped 3% even with their new tech stuff. Honestly I don't even know what 'NVLink Fusion' is but it sounds like some next level science experiment! Apparently it lets you use different kinds of computer thingys together. I’m not a scientist I’m a businesswoman! But like good for them for innovating or whatever that means. LOL!

Tesla vs. Xiaomi: A New Challenger Approaches! Like OMG!

Tesla is down 4% because some company in China Xiaomi is launching a new SUV that's apparently a 'challenger'. A challenger?! Like I'm the queen of comebacks so I know a thing or two about competition but Tesla needs to be careful. The car market is getting as crowded as my Instagram feed! But remember as Kim said 'Nobody cares work harder.'

Other Moves: Reddit's Sad News Energy's Big Win and More!

Reddit fell almost 7% because of Google's AI changes. TXNM Energy popped 9% cause they're getting bought. Good for them! And Alibaba is down because of Apple drama. This is like so much stuff happening! Also the headlines included UnitedHealth gaining 4% but still in a very difficult position they had suspended their 2025 guidance saw their CEO step down and are reportedly the subject of a U.S. Department of Justice investigation. Last but not least Bath & Body Works shares are up as CEO Gina Boswell steps down! Honestly it’s hard to keep up with all of this!

Stay Tuned Dolls! Who Knows What Tomorrow Will Bring?

So that's the tea for today my loves! The stock market is crazier than trying to coordinate a family photoshoot with the Kardashians. Just remember to invest wisely and always stay true to yourself! And if all else fails just buy more lip kits! Like 'Rise and Shine' to a brighter financial future!


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