OMG! Is China Stealing Our Biotech Secrets? (Like, Literally)

Wait China's Doing *What* Now?

Okay so I'm scrolling through my feed (as one does) and I see this article about China like totally coming for our biotech crown. Apparently they're not just good at making like everything else but also like drugs and stuff? Honestly I thought they were just busy trying to keep up with my makeup launches but like I guess not!

Is This Like My Lip Kit Drama All Over Again?

This Harvard report is saying that China is like super close to overtaking the US in biotech. And they have like way more people which is kinda unfair. It's giving me major vibes of when everyone was copying my lip kits but like on a global scale. Not cool China not cool.

Ugh They're Saying 'ChatGPT Moment'?

Okay this is getting serious. They're saying there's gonna be a 'ChatGPT moment' for biotech and if China gets there first we're like totally doomed. I don't even know what that means but it sounds scary. Like scarier than finding out your bestie is dating your ex. Maybe I should start investing in biotech? Or like just invent a filter that makes everyone look like they're glowing.

Our Government Needs to Like Get It Together

Apparently the government needs to spend like billions to keep our biotech game strong. Billions! I mean I spend a lot on glam but billions? That's like a whole new level of boujee. They need a strategy stat! Before China starts selling like super cheap amazing skincare and puts Kylie Skin out of business. *gasp*

Flexible Regulations? Sounds Sketchy AF

So China has like 'more flexible regulations'? Is that even a good thing? Sounds kinda sketchy to me. I mean I'm all for being innovative but safety first people! I need to make sure my products are perfect before I release them. It's all about quality control okay?

Rise and Shine America! We Need to Innovate Faster!

Okay so the article ends with some tech CEO saying that the best biotech companies will like use resources all over the world. Sounds kinda complicated but I'm sure I could figure it out. Maybe I'll start a biotech company. Kylie Biotech? It has a ring to it! But seriously America 'Rise and Shine!' We need to step up our game before China steals all our glow up secrets.