They're Coming to Get You! Financial Apocalypse Survival Guide!

Live For Nothing Or Die Tryin' to Protect Your Cash!

Listen up maggots! Seymour says don't put more cash in the market than you can stomach. I've seen guys lose it all clinging to hope like a drowning man to a twig. If you're desperate you'll make mistakes. Remember Trautman's words: 'Living for nothing is no life.' So control your risks before the market controls you! Don't be a hero; be a survivor!

Hope is a Breakfast Cereal Not a Financial Strategy!

Seymour's next tip: Don't be a fool hoping to get back to even. Hope? Hope is for church! I didn't come back from 'Nam hoping for a parade. I came back ready to fight! Own a stock because it's got guts because it's a killer not because you're too chicken to admit you screwed up. Cut your losses and move on. This ain't a war you can win by standing still.

The Market: It's Alive! Change or Be Changed!

The world changes and so do the rules. Seymour's talking about not assuming yesterday's rationale will work tomorrow. The jungle moves and if you don't move with it you're dead. Ask yourself 'Has something changed?' If it has adapt! Or get left behind crying about the good old days. In the market as in war complacency kills.

Flowers and Weeds: Know the Difference!

Seymour's saying don't cut your flowers and keep your weeds. The best companies will outgun in a down market. They're the ones with the grit the ones that can take a punch. Get rid of the losers the ones dragging you down. It's like clearing the brush to get a clean shot. Cut the dead weight and let the strong ones flourish. Sometimes the best offense is a good weeding.

No Man Left Behind... Unless He's a Bad Investment!

So to recap don't bet more than you can lose ditch the dead weight adapt to the changing landscape and nurture the strong. Remember my words 'They drew first blood not me'. The market drew first blood now it is your turn!

Rambo's Final Stand: Knowledge is Power!

This Seymour guy seems to know his stuff. Maybe you should listen to him. I am only good at war explosions and survival in extreme conditions but this 'financial stuff' is for everyone. He has some live event coming up in Times Square. Go listen to him. Might learn something that keeps you alive in this financial jungle.