Yabba Dabba Doo or Don't: The Stone Age Stock Report!

Comcast Bites the Bedrock!

Yabba Dabba Doo! What's the holdup with Comcast eh? Seems like they're losin' customers faster than I lose bowling matches to Barney! They dropped 199,000 broadband fellas and a whopping 427,000 cable watchers! Guess folks are tired of watchin' those modern contraptions. But hold on they made more clams than expected. Still seems like they're chargin' too many clams for the same old rock movies if you ask me!

Pepsi's Flat Like a Dino Tire!

Great Gazoo! Even Pepsi's havin' a rough time! Their earnings were lower than my golf score and they're blamin' it on those pesky tariffs! Tariffs? Sounds like somethin' Wilma makes me pay when I bring home too many brontosaurus ribs! I'm telling ya those big snack companies gotta watch out – Betty's makin' some killer berry smoothies these days Yabba Dabba Delicious!

Merck Marches On (Mostly)!

Well I'll be a Caveman! Looks like Merck's doin' alright earnin' more clams than those pencil pushers thought they would. But get this even they're cryin' about tariffs! What is with these tariffs?! Are they prehistoric mosquitos sucking all our savings dry? But hey they're still makin' a buck which is more than I can say after a night at the Water Buffalo Lodge!

Chips and Tech: Some Shine Some Sink!

Sounds like Chipotle's in trouble. Folks not buyin' as many of those fancy wraps? What they need is a good old fashioned bronto burger that'll get 'em lining up! But Hold on! Texas Instruments is swimming in clams! They makin' so much they could build a whole new Bedrock! And Lam Research is doin' good too! Maybe I should invest... if Wilma lets me!

Toys and Tech: A Mixed Bag O' Rocks!

Now Hasbro's makin' a killing! Guess those dinosaur toys are sellin' like hotcakes... Or maybe they should make Fred Flinstone action figures! I'd buy a dozen! And ServiceNow is makin' more clams than they know what to do with... I could probably show them. On the other hand IBM's numbers are down and Southwest isn't doing too well. Maybe I'll just stick to driving my feet mobile

Utz Standing Performance! (Yabba Dabba Pun!)

Looks like Utz is doin' good too that Snack company I never heard of before now! Those Snack companies are thriving in the midst of all the doom and gloom. Maybe those are the investments to make!. Well I'm outta here! Gotta get back to the quarry! Yabba Dabba Doo!