Yabba Dabba Doo! Stocks are Rockin' and Rollin'!

CarMax Gets a Stone Age Upgrade!

Yabba Dabba Doo! Let me tell ya folks CarMax is makin' me wanna shout! They smashed expectations like I smash bronto burgers at the Water Buffalo Lodge! Their shares jumped 10% seein' earnings of $1.38 per share on revenue of $7.55 billion. Seems like everyone's tradin' in their ol' foot powered cars for somethin' a little more… CarMax y! Wilma's been eyeing a new model lately maybe I'll take her down there...if I can get away from work that is!

GMS in a Prehistoric Bidding War!

Great Gazoo! A bidding war for GMS? Sounds like Wilma and Betty fightin' over the last pair of dino slippers at the Bedrock Mall! QXO and Home Depot are goin' at it like Barney and me tryin' to win the Water Buffalo bowling tournament. GMS stock jumped 26%! QXO offered $95.20 a share but Home Depot's makin' a secret offer too! This is more excitin' than watchin' a baby pterodactyl hatch!

Darden Serves Up a Feast!

Mmm Olive Garden! Even a caveman like me knows that's good eatin'! Darden Restaurants the parent company had a great quarter beatin' expectations like I beat Barney at checkers (which is rare I tell ya!). Shares are up nearly 3% 'cause their earnings were higher than a brontosaurus's neck. They even authorized a $1 billion share repurchase program! That's more clamshells than I've ever seen in my life!

Jack in the Box Gets Hit by a Meteor!

Ouch! Looks like Jack in the Box is havin' a bad day. Stifel downgraded 'em sayin' the current government's immigration policies are makin' things tough. Their stock shed 1%! That's worse than when I accidentally fed Dino a bowl of pebbles instead of kibble. Maybe they need to invent a new rockin' menu item to turn things around!

Accenture's Numbers are a Dino Sized Puzzle!

Accenture's numbers are like tryin' to figure out Wilma's newfangled kitchen gadgets – confusing! They had a 6% drop in new bookings in the U.S. but overall they still beat expectations! Go figure! Shares fell 3.7% but they still posted earnings of $3.49 per share on revenue of $17.73 billion. Sometimes I think these fancy number crunchers are just makin' it up as they go along!

Circle Gets a Thumbs Up from the Senate!

Circle is circlin' the wagons and headin' straight for the top! Their shares are up 14% 'cause the Senate approved some stablecoin legislation the GENIUS Act. Sounds like somethin' Barney would come up with... probably involving a complicated system to avoid payin' for his tab at the lodge! This Circle company sounds smarter than the Great Gazoo himself!