I'm All About That Bottom Line! Cruise Lines Party, Airlines Take Flight, and Some Stocks Just Don't Want to Get Up!

Cruise Lines Rockin' the Boat!

Alright alright alright! Donkey here bringing you the hottest news straight from... well wherever they have Wi Fi these days. First off Carnival – yes the cruise people – are throwing a party! They beat those fancy pants analysts with earnings of 35 cents a share on $6.33 billion in revenue! Whoa mama! That’s like finding a whole treasure chest of waffles! Makes me wanna grab Shrek and Fiona and hit the high seas! 'Cause ain't no party like a cruise party 'cause a cruise party don't stop! Unless you run out of shrimp. Then it's a real swamp situation.

Airlines Takin' Off (Literally!)

Hold on to your tail feathers folks! Airlines are flying higher than Dragon on a love quest! Seems like this whole Iran Israel ceasefire thing has got oil prices doin' the limbo. Frontier United American Delta JetBlue Alaska Southwest – they're all up! It's like they got a fairy godmother sprinkling magic dust on their stocks. Remember when I thought I could fly? Turns out all you need is a drop in oil prices and a peaceful agreement! Who knew?

Chewy? More Like Chew y Bad News...

Oh dear. Seems like Chewy the pet food place is havin' a bit of a 'ruff' day. They dropped after a big ol' sale of shares. They're buyin' back some stock which is like puttin' a band aid on a boo boo but still... maybe they should start sellin' waffles. Everyone loves waffles! That's my million dollar idea right there. You're welcome Chewy.

KB Home: Home is Where the Headache Is?

Uh oh sounds like somebody's movin' out of the nice neighborhood! KB Home the house builders are sayin' the housing market is 'softened.' That means they're expectin' less money than they thought. It's like buildin' a gingerbread house and then the Three Blind Mice eat all the candy. What a world what a world!

Peace Out Defense Stocks!

Speaking of peace those defense stocks are taking a little tumble. Guess when there's less boom boom there's less cha ching! Lockheed Martin and RTX are feelin' the pinch. Maybe they should invest in... therapy! Everyone needs a good chat now and then even the big scary companies.

AI: The New Waffle Iron?

And last but not least Snowflake is climbin' higher than my hopes of bein' a handsome prince! This cloud company is gettin' a boost from artificial intelligence or AI. Turns out those smarty pants computers are good for somethin' besides makin' me feel dumb! They’re sayin’ it’s gonna be HUGE! Maybe AI can finally teach me how to properly fold laundry… or at least find my misplaced tail.