Apple's Rotten Day, Nuclear's Glowing Future, and Why Ugg Boots are Giving Everyone the Blues! (Donkey's Stock Market Roundup)

Apple's Tariff Tango: Ogre You Glad You Didn't Buy?

Alright alright alright! Donkey here reporting live from… well near Shrek's swamp. First up we got Apple! Seems like that ol' Trump guy is saying they gotta pay a 25% tariff on iPhones made outside the US. Talk about a dragon sized tax bill! Shares fell faster than I fall for a pretty dragon lady. I always say an apple a day keeps the doctor away but maybe not the taxman eh?

Nuclear Power's Shining Moment: It's ALIVE!

Next up something kinda scary but also kinda cool: Nuclear stocks are going up! Apparently the Trump guy is signing orders to boost nuclear power. Oklo and NuScale are rallying like they just found a lifetime supply of… well whatever nuclear reactors eat. They were up more than 8% each. Who knew the future was so… radioactive? Maybe I should invest. I wonder if they have dental plan?

Intuit's TurboTax Triumph: Shrek Needs This!

Now here's some news even Shrek can get behind: Intuit the tax software folks are doing great! Their shares are jumping like I do when someone mentions waffles. They’re expecting to earn a whole lot more moolah than they thought. Maybe Shrek can finally afford a decent outhouse! I’m telling ya these folks need some serious celebration. Like a party! I'm thinking pin the tail on the dragon!

Ugg ly News for Ross Stores and Deckers: Fashion Faux Pas!

Oh boy here comes the sad news. Ross Stores and Deckers (the Ugg boot people) are having a rough time. Ross Stores withdrew its full year guidance 'cause of those pesky tariff announcements. And Deckers? Well they didn't give any guidance at all. Talk about a mood killer! All that's making people sad. I guess those Ugg boots aren’t as comfy as they seem. I always thought they looked kinda weird anyways. Why wear furry boots in summer?

Tesla's Autonomous Adventure: Are We There Yet?

Tesla's got some ups and downs too. Shares dipped a little even though some fancy analyst thinks they're about to enter the "golden age of autonomous." Apparently they're launching a robotaxi next month. Robotaxi huh? Sounds like something out of a fairytale! I just hope they don't play that Farquaad guy's elevator music. I hate that tune.

Odds and Ends: Workday's Matching Game StepStone's Growing Pile Autodesk's Blueprint for Success and Xerox's Dividend Disaster!

Alright wrapping things up! Workday is…well matching expectations. StepStone is swimming in more money than they know what to do with. Autodesk is looking good with a strong outlook. And Xerox? Well they're cutting their dividend. Ouch! That's gotta hurt. Anyway Donkey out! Remember folks keep your head up your hooves tapping and never stop believing in waffles. And if you see Shrek tell him I said hi!