HAHAHA! Trump Nukes Iran: Is This a Joke or the End of the World?

Why So Serious? Trump's 'Historic' Kaboom!

Knock knock! Who's there? Trump! Trump who? Trump's decided to play a little game with Iran. Turns out he had a 'very successful attack' – his words not mine though I do appreciate a good explosion – on some nuclear sites. Fordo apparently got the worst of it. He even posted about it on Truth Social! Can you believe it? A 'HISTORIC MOMENT!' He types. Is it historic or hysterically funny? I can't decide! He wants Iran to end the war. Now now where's the fun in that? As I always say 'Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos.'

Netanyahu's Got Jokes Too!

Speaking of chaos my buddy Bibi Netanyahu thinks this is all just peachy! He's calling it a 'bold decision' that will 'change history.' Apparently he and Trump have this little mantra: 'Peace through strength.' Oh you crack me up! Like anyone ever got peace by blowing things up. Honestly these guys are comedians! "And tonight Donald Trump and the United States acted with a lot of strength," he said. Strength? More like a temper tantrum with global consequences! Ha! I love it.

UN Says BOOM is BAD

But here's where the joke gets a little stale. Mr. Antonio Guterres from the UN is being a real party pooper. He's whining about 'dangerous escalation' and 'serious threat to global peace.' Oh boo hoo! "There is a growing risk that this conflict could rapidly get out of control – with catastrophic consequences for civilians the region and the world," he said. Catastrophic consequences? Where do I sign up? He's all about 'diplomacy' and 'peace.' BORING! As I said 'It's not about the money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns!'

Venezuela and Cuba Throw a Hissy Fit!

Venezuela's Yvan Gil and Cuba's Miguel Diaz Canel are having a right old strop they are! They're condemning the attacks like it's going out of style. All this talk of 'UN Charter violations' and 'irreversible consequences.' Lighten up fellas! It's just a bit of fun! A little bit of… *ahem*…chaos. But seriously are these guys for real? "The aggression seriously violates the UN Charter and international law and plunges humanity into a crisis with irreversible consequences." I love it when people take things so seriously.

Mexico Wants to Talk It Out – Snore!

And then there's Mexico bless their pacifist hearts. They're calling for 'diplomatic dialogue.' Dialogue? What's the point of talking when you can blow things up? "The ministry urgently calls for diplomatic dialogue for peace between the parties involved in the Middle East conflict. In keeping with our constitutional principles of foreign policy and our country's pacifist conviction we reiterate our call to de escalate tensions in the region. The restoration of peaceful coexistence among the states of the region is the highest priority." Snore! Wake me up when something explodes!

South Korea Freaks Out World Holds Its Breath!

Apparently South Korea is having an 'emergency meeting.' Oh the drama! The world's holding its breath waiting to see if this whole thing turns into a full blown apocalypse. And me? I'm just sitting here cackling like a maniac. After all as I always say 'I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.'