Shiver Me Timbers! Google's Treasure Chest Raided by EU Pirates!

Meat on the Bone? More Like Gold in the Hold!

Oi everyone! Luffy here reporting live from... well wherever they have REALLY big piles of meat... and apparently courtrooms! I heard some really weird news. It's about Google that giant thing that knows everything and some REALLY big treasure! Seems like the European Union (sounds like a super strong alliance maybe stronger than me and my crew!) is makin' Google cough up a LOT of berries! 4.1 BILLION euros! That's enough to buy like ALL the meat in the world! Even more than Sanji can cook! Shishishi!

Gum Gum No... Monopoly?!

So apparently this Kokott lady (sounds like a weird fruit!) is telling the big bosses at the European Court of Justice to make Google pay. Why? Because Google was bein' a bully with their Android thingy. They were makin' phone makers use their apps! That's not cool! It's like forcing everyone to eat only Sanji's fish when they want meat! Freedom is key. As a future Pirate King I'm all about freedom! No takin' away people's choices!

Android Ahoy! Google's Defense

Google's saying they didn't do anything wrong! They said Android gives people MORE choices not less! Hmmm... sounds like Usopp trying to convince us he's a brave warrior! I gotta admit sometimes Usopp's stories ARE kinda convincing... but this time I'm not so sure! Maybe they should've just offered the EU a giant piece of meat to make peace! That always works for me!

Walk the Plank Google?

This Advocate General Kokott... she's like a super smart fortune teller! Even though her advice isn't a for sure thing the judges usually listen to her! So things aren't lookin' too good for Google! If the court agrees with her it's like gettin' hit with a Gum Gum Gatling! Ouch! Maybe Google needs to find their own Straw Hat crew to help them out! Shishishi!

The Final Verdict: Treasure or Trash?

The big decision is comin' soon! Will Google get to keep their treasure or will they have to share it with the EU pirates? I dunno about all this legal stuff but I DO know that sharing meat is always a good idea! Maybe they should share some of that 4.1 billion with the hungry people of the world! Then everyone would be happy! And maybe they would give some to me too I'm VERY hungry!

I'm Gonna Be King of the Pirates...and Solve This!

This whole thing is kinda confusing but one thing's for sure: everyone deserves to be free and have choices! And everyone deserves MEAT! Once I'm King of the Pirates I'll make sure all this gets sorted out! Shishishi! Until then I'm gonna go find some more treasure... and meat!