SHISHISHI! Germany's New Treasure Map: Can They Find the One Piece of Economic Growth?

Tegernsee Treasure Hunt!

Oi guys! Luffy here! So I heard some big shots in Germany met up in a place called Tegernsee. Sounds kinda like 'treasure sea' to me! They were all talking about their new Captain Friedrich Merz and hoping he can steer their ship the German economy outta the Grand Line's weird currents! Shishishi! They're counting on him to find some treasure seems like. Hope he's got a good navigator unlike Zoro when we first started!

Meat on the Table (Or Lack Thereof)!

Turns out Germany's been kinda hungry for a while. Their 'meat' reserves which I guess is their economy haven't been growing! They've been stuck in a 'stagnation territory' for ages which sounds as boring as waiting for Usopp to stop crying. But now their DAX thingy (sounds like a cool sword!) is up 18%! Maybe they found some hidden treasure already?

The 'Lazy Summer' Curse!

These guys are serious though. One of them some big shot even said the new government can't have a 'lazy summer'! Ha! Imagine if *I* told Sanji to take a lazy summer. No way! He'd kick me all the way to the East Blue if I stopped him from cooking meat! But yeah they need to work hard to make things better for Germany. Gotta keep the ship sailing right?

Less Bureaucracy More Meat!

They're also talking about getting rid of 'bureaucracy.' Sounds like a monster stronger than Buggy! But apparently it's stopping them from getting more 'meat' aka money and good stuff. They want more 'innovation' too! Maybe they'll invent a machine that makes endless meat? SHISHISHI! I'd be first in line!

Zero Growth? That's Worse Than Empty Plates!

The German economy minister said they had 'zero growth' for 2025! Zero! That's like Sanji running out of ingredients. Unthinkable! They really need to find some growth fast. Maybe they should ask Nami for directions she's good with treasure maps and stuff!

Promises Promises! Time to Feast!

So yeah these German bigwigs are hoping their new Captain Merz can make Germany great again. They want him to get rid of the bureaucracy monster make more meat and bring back the parties! I say good luck to them! As long as they share the meat I'm rooting for them! SHISHISHI!