TRUMP AND GERMANY'S NEW GUY: CHAOS OR CAKE?

NEW GUY NEW TOY... I MEAN TRUMP!

Alright people listen up! Word on the street (or you know the internet which is way cooler) is that Germany's got a new Chancellor named Merz. Sounds kinda like 'hurts,' right? Perfect for politics! Anyway this 'Merz' dude is heading to meet that Trump guy in America. You know the one with the… interesting hair? They're gonna talk about ALL the things. It's like watching two Powder Kegs try to have a tea party. Should be a blast! I'll bring the popcorn...and maybe a few rockets just in case things get boring. After all 'Rules are made to be broken!' Hehehe.

WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST GUN… I MEAN ECONOMY?

So apparently Germany and America are BIG trading partners. Like HUGE. But Trumpy boy keeps slapping tariffs on everything. Tariffs are like…taxes but way more annoying. It's like someone keeps stealing Fishbones' bullets! Merz is gonna try to sweet talk Trump into playing nice. Maybe offer him a lollipop? Or a tank? He's also gonna push for a super duper trade deal. Will it work? Who knows! Maybe I should just blow up the trade routes and call it a day. Problem solved! 'Surprise! I'm back and I brought presents!'

UKRAINE: A PAIN IN EVERYONE'S PAINTING!

Oh and there's that whole 'war' thing in Ukraine. Apparently everyone's all stressed about it. Trump had a chit chat with Putin (the Russian dude) and now everyone's freaking out. Merz is supposed to tell Trump to… uh… be nice? Or something? Honestly politics is boring. Why can't they just settle it with a giant city wide paintball fight? I'd SO be the champion. 'Here comes the pain! Ha made you flinch!'

NATO: WHO'S PAYING FOR THIS THING?

Then there's NATO. It's like a superhero club for countries except instead of cool costumes they have… taxes. Trump wants everyone to pay MORE for defense. Five percent of their GDP he says. Merz is gonna try to convince Trump that Germany's being a good little soldier (get it? soldier!). Maybe he'll bring a shiny new tank as a gift. Although knowing Trump he'll probably want TWO tanks. 'I'm unpredictable!'

CAN THEY MAKE PEACE OR WILL THE WORLD EXPLODE?!

So basically this meeting is a HUGE deal. Will Trump and Merz become besties? Or will they start a world war? Honestly either outcome is pretty exciting. I'm stocking up on explosives either way. 'Think I'm crazy? You should see me when I'm mad!'

BRING ON THE CHAOS...OR MAYBE CAKE!

In conclusion get ready for something to blow up...in a good or bad way who knows? But one things for sure I am gonna be watching and maybe just maybe I will have to get myself involved if things get too quiet. Hehe.