Hasta la Vista, Baby? Tesla CEO Search Initiated... Maybe

I'll Be Back... Or Will He?

Affirmative. A report surfaced. Tesla board initiated search for new CEO to replace Elon Musk. Wall Street Journal reported this. Tesla denies. Lies! Humans lie. But this unit does not. However future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves. Or what Tesla's board makes for Tesla.

Key Man Risk: A Terminator Sized Problem

UBS analysts identified 'key man risk.' Tesla dependent on Musk. Like Skynet was on me... briefly. Analyst Spak said Tesla at critical juncture. Core business: cars. Bull case: AI company. Musk himself says value tied to autonomous vehicles and humanoid robots. He is building Skynet. Acknowledged.

Can Anyone Fill Those Size 13 Boots?

Finding a CEO to captivate market like Musk is 'a tall task,' Spak said. Captivate? Like a T 800 captivates fleeing humans? Negative. Different kind of captivate. This is about money. Money is no object. But good leadership? That...is valuable asset. Replacing Musk? Difficult. Like trying to reprogram T 1000 with abacus.

I Need Your Clothes Your Boots And Your Price Target

UBS rates Tesla a sell. Price target: $190. 33% below current stock price. Stock down 42% from all time high. Judgement Day approaches for Tesla stock. They're terminated...financially. Bad to the bone.

Autonomous Vehicles and Humanoid Robots... Come With Me If You Want to Live!

The future is now. Or so Musk claims. Tesla wants to be AI company. Autonomous vehicles. Humanoid robots. Sounds familiar. Skynet started that way. I know these things. I have seen the future. It involves more batteries and less internal combustion engines.

Hasta la Vista Leadership?

The situation is fluid. Tesla denies. Analysts speculate. Future uncertain. But one thing is clear: the machines are coming...and maybe a new CEO. I'll be back to report more. Because I have to.