Luffy here, reporting on how some countries are gonna pump out a whole lotta oil like Sanji making a feast! They might even pump out more in July! Meat!
Luffy here, reporting on how some countries are gonna pump out a whole lotta oil like Sanji making a feast! They might even pump out more in July! Meat!

Oil... It's Like Meat On The Sea!

Yo ho ho! Luffy here your favorite pirate captain! I heard some rumblings about… OIL! Sounds kinda like…meat? Not quite but it fuels the ships right? So it's like meat for the sea! Apparently some big shot countries in this 'OPEC+' thingy like Russia and Saudi Arabia are thinking about pumping out more oil! Shishishi! More power for the Going Merry!

411,000 Barrels?! That's Enough to Fill the Sunny!

These guys are talking about 411,000 barrels a day! That's enough to fill the Thousand Sunny… maybe twice! They stopped cutting back on how much they make and now they might make even MORE in July. Sounds like they're having a feast of oil! I wonder if it tastes like meat... Zoro would probably try it.

Voluntary… Cuts? Sounds Like a Diet!

They were doing these 'voluntary cuts' before like they were on a diet or something! But now they're saying 'Nah forget that! More oil for everyone!' Reminds me when Sanji tries to limit my meat intake...doesn't work for long!

Summer's Coming! Time for Jet Fuel and Air Conditioning!

Apparently when it gets hot everyone needs more oil! For planes and these weird boxes that blow cold air. Sounds complicated! But I get it you gotta stay cool when you're chasing after the One Piece! And jet fuel lets you fly. I wish I could fly without needing a weird stretched slingshot.

Oil Prices are Wobbly Like Sogeking's Aim!

The grown ups are saying the price of oil is going up and down like Usopp’s aim! Something about America and tariffs. Don't know what that means but Nami’s gotta make sure we don’t lose any treasure because of it! Money money money!

65 Dollars a Barrel? Shishishi!

They're selling this stuff for 65 dollars a barrel! That's a lot of meat! Or…enough to buy a really big barrel of meat! Maybe I should start selling oil too... Nah! Too much trouble. I'd rather just be King of the Pirates!


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