Shishishi! Trump Wants To Rumble With Iran! Can They Handle My Gomu Gomu No...

Meat! Where's The Meat?! And Maybe Some Nukes...

Oi it's me Luffy! I heard some rumblings about this Trump guy wanting to punch Iran! Apparently they're playing with some dangerous toys like... uh... nukes? NUKES?! Are those edible? Probably not. Zoro would probably try to slice them. Sanji would probably try to bake them into some dessert. Me? I'd probably try to bounce it like a ball but Nami will smack me saying its dangerous. The White House folks are flapping their gums about bombs and stuff... Sounds like a pain in the butt to me and i dont want anything to do with it! I just want MEAT!

Unconditional Surrender? Sounds Like A Challenge!

Trump wants Iran to say 'uncle'! He even said he could 'boop' their leader Ayatollah Khamenei on the nose! Shishishi! Khamenei fired back saying they'd cause 'irreparable damage.' Sounds like a good ol' staring contest to me! I'm better at staring contests thought. No one can out stare me! Especially not when MEAT is involved!

BOOM! Goes The Nuke Fortress?!

Apparently Iran has this super secret nuke hideout called Fordo inside a mountain all protected by concrete like some sort of bouncy castle. They say it's only breakable by a super duper bomb called the GBU 57. Only the U.S. has that flying on some sneaky bomber plane that would be fun to ride. Reminds me of when I first met Usopp and the Merry!

Hit It Twice Or Maybe Thrice? Sounds Like a Mess!

These 'experts' are saying you gotta hit Fordo TWICE with that super bomb. And even then they're not sure if it'll work! It's like trying to beat a Sea King with one punch! You gotta keep going! Makes me wonder if I could just Gomu Gomu no Bazooka the whole mountain apart! Probably not! But its fun to imagine and it would be awesome.

World War? More Like World Wide Buffet?!!

If the U.S. punches Iran Iran might punch back at U.S. bases. This could cause lots of trouble and make everyone start fighting. I don't like fighting unless there's a good reason like protecting my friends or getting MEAT! Maybe I should just go over there and shout "STOP IT!" really loud! Its the best solution!

No Diplomacy? No Problem! I'll Just Make Friends!

Some egghead named Vaez said that even if Trump blows up their stuff Iran can rebuild. "Trump might be able to destroy Fordow but he won't be able to bomb away the knowledge that Iran has already acquired." So basically blowing stuff up isn't always the answer. Maybe they just need to share some MEAT and become friends! Shishishi!