
Shishishi! No Flights? Where's the MEAT?
Oi everyone! Luffy here! I heard some bad news! Heathrow Airport in London got shut down because of a fire! A FIRE! Sounds like someone was trying to cook a giant piece of meat but things got a little out of hand shishishi! Seems like this 'aviation industry' is having a bit of a problem handling things. Like when Zoro gets lost trying to find the kitchen!
Power Outage? More Like Power NAP!
This lady Anita Mendiratta who knows a lot about this stuff says the airport had a power outage. A POWER OUTAGE! That's like saying my appetite took a nap! Unacceptable! She said the airport needs to be stronger in case of you know more fire or bad weather. Kinda like how Nami always prepares for storms on the Grand Line!
Backup Generator? More Like Backup SNACK!
Apparently their backup generator got hit by the fire too! What?! That's like saying the backup MEAT also disappeared! Some dude named Ed Miliband said it makes you wonder if the power system is strong enough. And this other guy Willie Walsh said the airport only uses ONE power source? That's like only having ONE piece of meat on an island! That's a clear failure!
Heathrow's Defense: Rubber Band or Damp Tissue Paper?
Heathrow says they have other ways to keep planes safe but not enough to keep the whole place running. That's like saying you can stop a cannonball with a rubber band! It just won't work! They need more power like Gear Third! I bet Franky could help them out SHUUPER!
Ripple Effect? More Like a TSUNAMI of Frustration!
Mendiratta says this fire will mess up a lot more than just flights. It's a 'ripple effect'! Sounds like a tsunami of canceled plans! All this trouble because the airport isn't big enough for all the stuff happening. Just like how our ship the Thousand Sunny always needs upgrades to handle the Grand Line!
Cargo Chaos and Investor Anxieties!
They even ship 4,000 TONS of cargo through Heathrow every day! That's a lot of MEAT! Or... you know important stuff. Mendiratta says that the investors are probably worried. If passengers can't get their money back they’ll need to invest in food to make up for it but if not that means investors will consider other alternatives like maybe getting a Straw Hat Crew discount or free MEAT from Sanji!
telisha
Sanji could have whipped up some meals for the stranded passengers!
trustinfaith09
Next time, I'm flying with the Straw Hats! At least we won't run out of meat!
chrisfan48
This airport needs more MEAT!