OMG! Oil Prices Skyrocketing?! Like, Is My Private Jet Gonna Cost More Now?

Wait What Just Happened?

Okay so like I just read that oil prices are like totally skyrocketing. Apparently Israel did something in Iran and now oil is up almost 10%! NGL I had to have Kris explain it to me twice. Something about airstrikes? Sounds intense! Anyway my first thought was 'Is this gonna affect my gas bill?' But then I was like 'OMG is my private jet gonna cost more now?' Priorities people!

Is This Real Life?

Apparently this is the biggest jump in oil prices since like forever. I'm hearing words like "retaliation" and "escalation," and I'm honestly shook. Like is this the start of a new season of KUWTK but IRL? Cause I'm not sure I'm ready for that kinda drama. Can someone please tell me if this is a deepfake?

Stormi I'm Gonna Need You To...Understand Economics

Okay so the article says that some guy named Andy Lipow thinks this is bad for Trump. I mean IDK about politics but I do know that if gas prices go up people get like super annoyed. And annoyed people are not cute. He believes President Trump is focused on lower energy prices as well. I just want world peace and my lip kits to stay affordable!

Rise and Shine...Time to Panic Buy Lip Kits?

This whole thing is giving me serious anxiety. Like what if they run out of gas? Or worse what if they run out of lip gloss ingredients?! I'm seriously considering panic buying a lifetime supply of Kylie Cosmetics. 'Cause you know what they say: 'If you don't love yourself nobody's gonna love you!' And I love myself... and my perfectly glossed lips.

Is this a Kylie Skin Emergency?

And what about my skincare routine? Like I need my oils and serums! Are those prices going up too?! This is officially a Kylie Skin emergency! Someone needs to explain this to me in terms I can understand. Like will my face still be snatched if oil prices skyrocket? These are the important questions people!

Okurrr What's Next?

So yeah oil prices are going crazy and I'm a little stressed. But hey at least I have you guys to freak out with me! Let's just hope this whole thing blows over soon so I can go back to worrying about more important things like what color to paint my nails. Okurrr?