
Feeling Confident Feeling Cute Might Not Delete Later
Okay dolls lemme tell you what's been catching my eye lately. It's Coterra Energy! They're like totally not backing down on oil and I'm here for it. CEO Thomas Jorden said they're not reducing their oil rig count which like screams confidence. Remember when Coterra was all 'OMG recession vibes let's ditch some oil rigs'? Well turns out they were just like testing the waters ya know? They were thinking about a 'collapse,' but now they're feeling a 'little better.' As they should! It's all about good vibes and even better investments.
Tariffs? More Like Terrifying... But We're Over It
So back when the whole tariff drama was going down even *I* was a little stressed. Like my lip kits gotta get here people! But seriously when Trump was talking those aggressive trade policies oil prices dropped. Then the Iran Israel thing happened and everyone freaked out thinking gas prices would skyrocket. But Coterra is staying cool and collected which means I can stay cool and collected. They're saying they're not worried about a price collapse and honestly their confidence is contagious.
5%? That's Like So Basic. Aim Higher Bestie!
Okay so some analysts were worried that Coterra cutting back on oil would mess with their goal of like 5% annual oil production growth. *Five percent?* Please. We're Kardashians we aim for the billions not the millions! But now that they're keeping those nine rigs running it looks like they're back on track. It might mean spending a little more but honestly if it means more oil and more money I'm not complaining.
Marcellus Shale? Sounds Chic!
Okay so even though they're sticking with oil Coterra isn't forgetting about natural gas. They're still planning to increase activity in the Marcellus Shale which sounds like a fancy spa treatment tbh. Apparently gas prices are looking 'very constructive,' and they see the Marcellus as a 'really meaningful part of their program.' Good for them! Diversification is key people. Plus the Constitution Pipeline could get revived? That would be like a *major* win for them.
Dimock Township? Sounds Like a Place for a Photoshoot
They're even drilling again in Dimock Township after like a 12 year ban! Can you believe it? I bet the scenery is perfect for a photoshoot. They're planning to drill a bunch of wells this year and honestly I'm just excited to see what happens. More money more power more opportunities for us all!
Jim Cramer? He's Like in the Club
Oh and BTW Jim Cramer is like totally on board with Coterra. He's got their stock in his charitable trust. So if Jim Cramer is investing you know it's legit. Just remember don't blame me if things go south okay? I'm just here for the vibes and the investment tips!
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