Oil Prices Surge as Trump Rattles Sabers: Rambo Warns, "Hope for Peace, Prepare for War!"

Oil's on Fire! Thanks Trump!

Listen up. The price of oil is going up again. More than 4%. Why? Because some folks just can't help but poke the hornet's nest. Trump's talking tough again about Iran saying he ain't so sure about that nuclear deal anymore. Brent crude futures they're up to $69.77 a barrel. West Texas Intermediate? $68.15. It's a bloodbath for your wallet and it's all because of talk talk talk.

Embassy Out! Military Shuffles!

The U.S. is pulling some folks out of the embassy in Iraq. Smart move. 'Cause when the talk stops the bullets start flying. The military's doing a 'voluntary departure' for dependents. Voluntary they call it. More like 'Get out while you can!' Remember what I said 'To survive a war you gotta become war.' And this smells like war brewin'.

Royal Navy Says: Trouble's Brewin'!

Even the fancy Royal Navy's sending out warnings. Increased tension. 'Escalation of military activity.' Fancy words for 'Duck and cover mate!' These guys know the score. When ships start movin' things are about to get real bad.

Trump's Losing Faith? We're Losing Money!

Trump tells the New York Post he's losing confidence in a deal. 'Something happened to them,' he says. 'I am much less confident of a deal being made.' Well Mr. President something happened to my gas prices and I'm not too happy about it. Seems like some people didn't learn from the past. "Live for nothing or die for something." But please don't make us die for high oil prices.

Iran's Response: "We Know Where You Sleep!"

Iran's defense minister chimed in saying they can hit every U.S. base in the region. Big talk from Tehran. Nasirzadeh says they ain't afraid. Someone ought to remind them it ain't about being afraid. It's about knowing when to back down. But they probably won't listen. Some men you just can't reach.

Rambo's Final Warning: Hope for the Best Prepare for the Worst!

So what's the bottom line? Oil's going up tensions are high and everyone's got a lot to say. Me? I'm stayin' sharp. Sharpening my knife checkin' my gear and hoping for peace. But hopin' ain't a strategy. Remember "They drew first blood not me." But I'll be ready if they draw again. You should be too.