Iran Says 'Waffles, Maybe We Talk?' Trump's Oil Price Rollercoaster!

Ogre Sized Oil Drama!

Alright alright settle down everybody! Donkey here bringing you the hottest stickiest swampiest news straight from the… well you know. Seems like things are gettin' spicy over in the land of oil. We got President Trump sayin' Iran wants to chat about their… *ahem*… special rocks. Six days of Israeli fireworks later and suddenly everyone's playin' nice? I'm tellin' ya it's enough to make a donkey dizzy!

Oil's Well That Ends… Eventually?

So the fancy oil stuff – you know the kind they put in Shrek's pimped out carriage – U.S. crude it went up like thirty cents. That’s like findin’ a whole Shrekle in the swamp! And the other stuff the Brent kind jumped up a bit too. Seems like Trump's big talk about makin' Iran surrender made the prices do a jig then they kinda settled back down. It's like when Shrek tries to dance – a whole lot of movement but not always in the right direction.

White House Waffles?

Now here's the kicker. Trump says Iran wants to send a delegation to the White House. The WHITE HOUSE! To talk! 'That's courageous,' he says. I’m tellin' ya if somebody offered ME waffles at the White House I’d run faster than I do from Dragon. But this is even MORE courageous than that cause those are IRANIAN waffles! I wonder what they’d taste like?

Bomb or Chat? Decisions Decisions...

But hold on to your hooves folks 'cause Trump also mentioned maybe blowin' up Iran's rock collection! He's all like 'I might do it I might not. Nobody knows what I'm gonna do!' Sounds like Shrek trying to decide what to have for dinner – 'Ogre stew? Knight kabobs? Maybe just a big ol' onion?' The suspense is killin' me! And probably those Iranians too a little bit...

From Truth Social to Truce Signals?

Remember how Trump was all tough talkin' on his Truth Social sayin' Iran's leader was an 'easy target'? Well now he's singin' a different tune. The guy is more unpredictable than a fart in a crowded swamp lemme tell ya! Khamenei’s not backin’ down either though warnin' about "irreparable damage". Sounds like a Shrek and Fiona fight after one of them eats all the Funyuns.

Stock Up On Swamp Gas!

So what does all this mean for you the average swamp dweller? Well oil prices are up about ten percent since all the fuss started. Best start savin' those Shrekles or maybe invest in a good old fashioned donkey powered carriage. Or even better figure out how to make swamp gas fuel. Just sayin'!