Luffy here, reporting on how some old geezer's rules about money might make it harder to get MEAT! It's all about tariffs, inflation, and some big shot bankers arguing. Sounds like a job for Gear Fourth!
Luffy here, reporting on how some old geezer's rules about money might make it harder to get MEAT! It's all about tariffs, inflation, and some big shot bankers arguing. Sounds like a job for Gear Fourth!

Meat Prices?! My Biggest Enemy!

Oi everyone! It's your captain Monkey D. Luffy! I heard some rumblings not the kind my belly makes after eating a mountain of meat but about these things called 'tariffs'! Some guy named Trump is slapping them on cars and some other guy named Wunsch is worried! If there's no meat I will get angry. If I get angry I will destroy.

More Complicated Than Zoro's Sense of Direction!

This Wunsch guy from the ECB or some fancy money club says these tariffs are making things 'more complicated' for interest rates. Sounds like a real head scratcher even for Nami! Apparently things were going 'in the right direction' before whatever that means. Is the right direction toward more MEAT? Shishishi!

Tariffs: Bad for Growth Probably Inflammatory... Like Bad Meat?

Wunsch says tariffs are 'bad for growth' and 'probably' inflationary. Inflammatory? Sounds like something Chopper would fix! Is it anything like poison? Does it taste like bad meat? I hope not! I don't want to take a bite and die this would prevent me from becoming king of the pirates!

Trump's Truth Social Threat! Is He Going Gear Fourth Too?

This Trump guy even threatened the EU and Canada! Sounds like a real battle! I wonder if he can stretch like me! Or maybe he has some super secret Devil Fruit power? Could he be as strong as Kaido? Or is it just talk? I wonder if I should meet him maybe we can do a competition of who eats more.

April 2: The Day the Meat Prices Change?!

April 2nd is the day these tariffs are supposed to kick in! Will it mean more or less MEAT?! The ECB is meeting on April 17th to talk about it. I hope they choose MORE MEAT! Sanji would be furious if they didn't!

Fiscal U Turn? Sounds Like a New Fighting Technique!

Apparently Germany's doing a 'fiscal U turn'! Is that anything like one of my Gum Gum moves? This Wunsch guy thinks it might balance out the tariffs. Hopefully it means more MEAT for everyone! Shishishi! If that happens then I Monkey D. Luffy will be the pirate king!

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