They're Cutting Jobs Again! First Blood Part III: The Layoff!

This Ain't My First Rodeo...Or Layoff

Heard the news. More layoffs. Feels like 'Nam all over again except instead of Charlie it's bureaucrats with pink slips. This 'Department of Government Efficiency,' led by some fella named Musk is slicin' and dicin' like I do a wild boar. 275,240 reductions overall. They push you they push you... until you give them war. Well the economy's about to feel the pain.

DOGE Bites Harder Than a Cobra

This DOGE... sounds like a rabid animal. They've chopped 280,253 jobs across 27 agencies in the last two months. Highest since the Covid panic back in 2020. Challenger Gray & Christmas say it's a near record. Looks like the only thing efficient around here is how fast they can kick folks to the curb. Makes a man wanna disappear into the jungle...again.

Veterans Affairs? More Like Veterans Abandoned!

They're even going after the Veterans Affairs Department! 80,000 jobs on the line. These are the men and women who gave this country everything and this is how they're repaid? Makes my blood boil. 'To survive a war you gotta become war.' And right now war is bein' waged on the American worker.

The IRS? More Like IRS ponsible!

Even the IRS is gettin' the axe. 18,000 reductions. You know I never trusted those guys anyway. Figures they’d be part of this mess. When I'm cornered and I’m hurt and I’m in pain and I’m afraid that’s when I go to work. Time to fight back against this system.

D.C. is a War Zone Again

Washington D.C. is ground zero for this economic hit. 278,711 layoffs this year alone. More bodies hitting the ground than in one of my escapades. 'Live for nothing or die for something.' These folks are being forced to choose. And I know which side I’m on.

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