Yo IBM! Still Standin' Tall After All These Years!?

Gonna Fly Now...Right into Some Numbers!

Yo Adrian! I gotta tell ya these numbers from IBM they're like me climbin' those steps at the Art Museum – a little up a little down but always movin'! They made $1.60 a share that's more than those fancy Wall Street guys expected see? Revenue? Fourteen point five four BILLION! That's more money than I ever saw in one place even when Apollo Creed was payin' me to take a beatin'!

One Step Forward Two Steps Back...Just Like Life See?

But hold on champ. While they're punchin' good they also got knocked around a bit. Net income went down see? Like when I thought I could beat Clubber Lang without trainin'. But hey they're lookin' ahead to next year expectin' big bucks and more growin'. It's like Mickey used to say 'It ain't about how hard you can hit but how hard you can get hit and keep movin' forward.'

Bullish on Tech? Sounds Like a Street Fight to Me!

The head honcho at IBM this Arvind Krishna guy he's talkin' 'bout bein' 'bullish' on technology. Sounds like a street fight to me! He says even with all the crazy stuff happenin' in the world they're stickin' to their guns. Like when I told Adrian I could win even when she thought I was crazy. Gotta have heart ya know?

Software's Dancin' Consulting's Bobbin' Infrastructure's...Well...

The different parts of IBM they're all doin' their own little dance. Software's up like when I finally figured out how to move my feet. Consulting's doin' okay bobbin' and weavin'. But the infrastructure that's the mainframe stuff it's down a little. But hey they got a new one comin' out! It's like when I got that new robe before fightin' Drago gotta keep up with the times!

Settlin' Scores and Buying the Block!

IBM been busy outside the ring too see? Settled some lawsuits bought some companies... they're playin' the game Adrian! It's like when I opened that pet shop gotta diversify ya know? Even if it didn't work out so good...

Knocked Down Get Up! That's the American Way!

The stock market's been tougher than Apollo Creed in the first fight but IBM's been holdin' its own see? A little slip at the end but hey that's life. Remember what I told my kid 'It ain't about how many times you fall but how many times you get back up.' And IBM? They keep gettin' back up!