Shishishi! Nike's Turnaround Tumble! Will They Become King of the Sneaker Seas?

Meat! Err Money Troubles!

Hey it's me Luffy! Guess what? Even big shots like Nike are having a bit of a rumble! They're saying their sales and money are down because of some big plans they're making. Kinda like when I have to figure out how to beat a super strong enemy but instead of Gum Gum powers they're using... uh... business stuff? Shishishi!

Tariffs? Sounds Like Trouble with Treasure!

Turns out these things called 'tariffs' are like the Marines guarding the treasure! Nike's finance guy Matt Friend – sounds serious right? – said these tariffs are gonna cost them a HUGE amount of money! Like 'Belly' level of treasure! But they're planning to dodge 'em like I dodge cannonballs! They're moving some of their stuff out of China trying to cut costs and even thinking about raising prices. Phew sounds exhausting even for me!

Gomu Gomu No... Sales Slump?!

Their sales went down like when Usopp misses a shot... which is uh pretty often. They made less money than last year and they had to sell off a bunch of old stuff to make room for the new. It's like trying to eat all the meat on the Thousand Sunny before it goes bad! They're saying it's all part of the plan though. They think things will get better soon! I hope so I could use some new sandals!

Turning the Page? More Like Flipping the Ship!

The big boss at Nike Elliott Hill said it's time to 'turn the page.' Sounds like they're ready for a new adventure like finding the One Piece! They know they haven't been doing their best but they're working hard to fix things. They're hoping their business will start getting better soon. I believe in them! Just gotta believe right?

Girls Just Wanna Have... Nikes?

They're also trying to get more girls to buy their stuff. Apparently girls spend more money on clothes than guys! Who knew? They're losing out to other brands like Lululemon and Alo Yoga which are more popular with the ladies. So they're trying to make more stuff for girls. Maybe Nami will finally stop stealing my sandals if they make some cool ones for her! Shishishi!

The Future? I Smell Adventure! (And Maybe Meat!)

So what's next for Nike? Well they're hoping to get back on track sell more shoes and make more money. They're even working with Kim Kardashian on some new stuff! Sounds interesting! I just hope they make some super stretchy clothes for pirates! Shishishi! I'm sure they'll figure it out. After all even I have bad days... before I punch someone really hard!