Lyft Goes Gear Second! Stock Surges Like I'm Chasing Meat!

Shishishi! Money's Flowing Like Cola!

Oi Nakama! Luffy here reporting live from... well wherever there's food! I heard some exciting news about this 'Lyft' thing. Turns out their shares went all 'Gum Gum Rocket' and shot up! They said it's 'cause they got more treasure... I mean 'gross bookings' than they expected. Sounds like a feast to me!

CEO Says 'Nothing to Worry About!'... Sounds Like Usopp!

This guy David Risher the head honcho of Lyft says there's 'nothing to worry about.' Reminds me of Usopp when he's trying to act brave! But hey maybe he's got a point. He says his crew is strong and people want to ride! Makes sense who wouldn't want a ride if it was as fun as sailing with the Straw Hats?

Rides are Up! More Rides Than Meat on My Plate!

Apparently 'Lyft' gave a lot of rides and got a lot of treasure! They said people took rides like I eat meat! This 'activist investor' guy even stopped being angry because they're going to buy back shares. Sounds like they're sharing the treasure like I share my meat... sometimes!

Uber's Got the Blues? More For Us Then!

Heard this other company 'Uber,' wasn't doing so hot. Well more treasure for us then! Like Sanji always says 'A good pirate always aims for the best ingredients!' And it looks like Lyft is cookin' up something amazing!

Goldman Sachs Joins the Party! They Must Like Fun!

Even these guys called 'Goldman Sachs' are saying 'Lyft' is good! They're all about the rides and the bookings. Guess they finally realized that adventure is the real treasure! Shishishi!

To the Future! With a Belly Full of Dreams!

So there you have it! Lyft's sailing smoothly and grabbing all the treasure! Just like the Straw Hats they're aiming for the top! Now if you'll excuse me I'm hungry. Gotta find some meat... and maybe a ride on a Lyft! Shishishi!