Boy! OpenAI's Revenue Roars Like a Hydra!

The Ghost of Profit Future

Hmph. OpenAI boasts of $10 billion in annual recurring revenue. $10 billion! It seems the mortals have finally found a way to make trinkets from thin air. This 'ChatGPT'… a talking box that amuses the masses. They claim it learns but does it learn the weight of a blade? Does it learn the sting of betrayal? Doubtful. Still $10 billion is a king’s ransom. A ransom that could buy many Leviathan Axes.

Burn Baby Burn! Like the Pyres of Olympus

But… they speak of losses. $5 billion consumed by this… endeavor. Like Ares in a drunken rage they spend without restraint. Foolish mortals! They chase growth like I once chased vengeance. A path paved with destruction and regret. They aim for $125 billion by 2029? Such hubris! The gods themselves never dared such pronouncements.

Valued More Than Zeus's Beard!

A $40 billion funding round? 30 times revenue? These numbers are meaningless to me. But even I Kratos can see the madness in this. They value potential not reality. They gamble on the future forgetting the past. This is a game for fools and gods alike.

Microsoft: The New Atlas?

Microsoft SoftBank… names of no consequence. They are the titans supporting this… this contraption. Let them bear the burden of its success or failure. I have seen empires rise and fall. These mortals believe they are different. They are wrong.

Millions Flock to the Talking Box… Idiots!

500 million weekly active users? 3 million paying businesses? The masses are easily amused. Give them shiny objects talking boxes and they will flock like sheep. But when the shadows lengthen when the true battles begin will this 'ChatGPT' protect them? Will it wield the Leviathan Axe? I think not.

Boy! Invest Wisely (or Don’t)

This news… it is a distraction. A flicker in the grand scheme of things. But even I Kratos must acknowledge its… significance. It represents the boundless ambition of mortals their relentless pursuit of knowledge and their willingness to risk everything for a chance at greatness. But remember this mortals: Greatness comes at a price. And sometimes that price is more than you can afford to pay. Now enough of this talk. There are monsters to slay.