Adidas Screams: Tariffs are a Total Powder Keg, Gonna Blow Up Your Sneaker Prices!

Trump's Tariff Tango: A Jinxed Situation!

Okay people listen up! Jinx here bringing you the latest BANG from the boring world of… *shudders*… economics! Apparently some dude named Trump slapped a bunch of tariffs on stuff and now Adidas is all like "Oh noes our sneakers gonna cost more!" Seriously? Is this 'cause I stole all his hairspray or something? Maybe I should write him a letter? I know I can write it in glitter!

Ka Ching! Your Wallet's About to Explode!

Adidas is whining that these tariffs are gonna make everything more expensive in the U.S. Like duh! That’s how it works right? More taxes less money for boom boom toys and awesome shoes. They don’t even know how much prices will go up yet. It's like they’re playing chicken with a rocket launcher! Pow pow pow! Uncertainty is my kinda party though. Adds a little spice ya know?

China Crisis: Adidas Plays Hide and Seek!

They've been sneaky and already moved some of their China made stuff outta the U.S. Sneaky sneaky! But the tariffs on everyone else are still gonna sting. It's like trying to dodge Pow Pow bullets in a hall of mirrors! Good luck with that slowpokes!

Made in... Not the USA! (Duh!)

Adidas is all sad because they can't make stuff in the U.S. Really? Who cares? Vietnam Cambodia… wherever! As long as they keep pumping out my sweet sneakers I'm good. Though maybe I should open my own factory? Call it "Jinx's Boom Boom Shoe Emporium!" We'll make shoes that explode with awesomeness!

Earning Improve Tariffs Increase: Still don't know what that even means!

Apparently Adidas did pretty good money wise. But now these tariffs are messing with their plans. They could've made even MORE money but NOOOO! Gotta be all complicated with trade wars and stuff. Honestly can't they just blow it all up and start over? That's my kinda solution!

Yeezy Gone: Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish!

Oh and they finally got rid of all that Yeezy garbage! Good riddance! That whole thing was messier than my workshop after a grenade painting session. Now maybe they can focus on making shoes people ACTUALLY want to wear like ones with built in rockets or little Chompers on the laces! I would rock those!