Yabba Dabba Doo! Revolut Makes More Clams Than Fred Can Eat in a Lifetime!

Holy Brontosaurus Burgers! A Billion Clams?

Yabba Dabba Doo! This Fred Flinstone just heard the news that this here fintech company Revolut made over a billion clams! That's right more than I've made in all my years at the Slate Rock and Gravel Company! Seems they're doing something right with all that new fangled digital banking whatchamacallit. I tell ya Wilma times are a changin' faster than Dino can eat a bronto burger!

Making Money Like Rolling Boulders Downhill!

This Revolut they're rakin' in the clams from everywhere! They got folks tradin' rocks and shells online (or somethin' like that) subscriptions are up and they're givin' out loans faster than Barney can borrow a cup of gravel! Seems everyone wants a piece of the action and Revolut's servin' it up hot. Wilma always says 'Fred you need to invest!' Maybe she's onto somethin'...

Bedrock Bankin' Comes to the U.K.!

Now here's the real kicker! Revolut's fixin' to open a real honest to goodness bank in the U.K.! They got the go ahead and are gettin' ready to roll out the red carpet... or maybe the granite slab I dunno. But this means they can start givin' out loans overdrafts and maybe even mortgages! Imagine Wilma a rock solid house you can call your own... paid for with clams from Revolut! "It's a living!"

Trust the Bank? What's Next Trusting a Saber Toothed Tiger?

Apparently folks trust banks because if the bank goes belly up (like my bowling score sometimes) you can get some of your clams back! This Revolut CFO Victor Stinga says folks will use Revolut as their main account now. I dunno about that I still trust my ol' piggy bank but hey if it means more clams for everyone then Yabba Dabba Doo!

Credit Cards and Caveman Loans?

Get this they're plannin' on givin' out credit cards and personal loans just like they do in that fancy pants EU place. It's all part of their plan to take over the world... or at least become the biggest bank this side of Bedrock! Maybe I should get myself one of these credit card things. I could finally buy that new bowling ball I've been eyeing!

A Long Climb Up a Granite Mountain!

But hold your horses folks! There are other banks out there already makin' a name for themselves. These Monzo and Starling fellas have been at it for years! So Revolut has a long climb up a granite mountain to get to the top. But hey I've faced tougher challenges... like explainin' to Wilma where all the bronto burgers went! Yabba Dabba Doo!